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Your skin with crackle and blister and the fat will render from your belly. Thousands of demons will dance around you, rejoicing at your pathetic whimpers.

You will dine with the Princes of Hell, and you will eat nothing but human waste and the intestinal discharges of the Sinners that have come before you.

Your bed will be made of needles and your blanket of sandpaper, and there will always be a car alarm going off outside your window.

Your morning shower will be ice cold, and filled with Niggers, and the soap will be ungrippable, and you will always drop it.

Your job will be unfullfilling, and every time you think your up for a raise, you will be reprimanded by a low-level manager.

Your wife will be morbidly obese.

And you shall read nothing but shit-posts.

Your skin with crackle and blister and the fat will render from your belly. Thousands of demons will dance around you, rejoicing at your pathetic whimpers. You will dine with the Princes of Hell, and you will eat nothing but human waste and the intestinal discharges of the Sinners that have come before you. Your bed will be made of needles and your blanket of sandpaper, and there will always be a car alarm going off outside your window. Your morning shower will be ice cold, and filled with Niggers, and the soap will be ungrippable, and you will always drop it. Your job will be unfullfilling, and every time you think your up for a raise, you will be reprimanded by a low-level manager. Your wife will be morbidly obese. And you shall read nothing but shit-posts.

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And you shall read nothing but shit-posts.

NOT ME! Who do think makes the shitpoasts?

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Well, I'm your supervisor and I'm reprimanding you for your shitty shitposting! No raise for you sucka!

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On the bright side I'll have you for company.

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Your morning shower will be ice cold, and filled with Niggers

Fugg. Are the capital N nigs a special hell-shower-only variety?

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How do you know? Who told you?

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s/TheosOpiumDen

What do you think this is?

But no stepping on Lego bricks in the dark? Sweet!

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What did I do?

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Ask yourself what Sin you have not committed, and you will find yourself with an empty mouth.

Ain't you just a ray of sunshine.

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The Sunlight burns the eyes of those who look towards it.