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Are you a member of the bare pavement master race? Or are you a pleb who drives over the snow in your driveway multiple times and crushes it into strips of ice like a degenerate?

Are you a member of the bare pavement master race? Or are you a pleb who drives over the snow in your driveway multiple times and crushes it into strips of ice like a degenerate?

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[–] • 4 pts

I do it the old fashioned way, with a shovel.

Come spring the snow is piled over the road signs.

I also do the neighbor's snow.

1 - it's a great work out regime.

2 - It shames my neighbors for their failure to keep up.

3 - It keeps the neighbors humble because of their guilt.

4 - a humble neighbor is as good as a fence.

[–] • 4 pts

I'm so good at snow shoveling the snow won't even fall here.

[–] • 3 pts

Dirt/grass/gravel driveway, so it gets some shoveling but not bare-dirt shoveling.

[–] • 3 pts

nigger i in minnsota i have have a simplicity pro 24 inch

we dont fuck aroiund with snow

[–] • 2 pts

Here in Florida, we use flamethrowers

[–] • 1 pt

Power torches are the ideal tool for melting sidewalk ice.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

fucker jealous REEEEEEEEE

[–] • 0 pt

Not here in Tampa, we use a credit card and a dollar bill…

[–] • 2 pts

AZ here WTF is snow?

[–] • 2 pts

Bare pavement only. On my street, we have standards and it would not do to leave snow where it does not belong.

[–] • 1 pt

I try to set the standard in my neighborhood with both ramrod straight Christmas lights and a well-salted sidewalk.

[–] • 2 pts

We do the lights thing too. One of my neighbors went all out and got a huge projector light show, and it broadcasts music over FM so you can stop by in your car and watch a nice little show. I don't think anyone is topping him this year.

[–] • 5 pts

The projector lights are almost as cringy as the inflatables. It's all about the old-school colored glass bulbs.

[–] • 1 pt

I keep mine pretty clean... I don't shovel if we get a light dusting because I'm busy wage cucking, but anything over an inch and I shovel it. If we get a lot, I borrow the shops snow blower and do most of my neighbors sidewalks too.

Never gotten a thank you, even that time a couple years back we got like 3 feet, but it's the White thing to do

[–] • 1 pt

Clean, and it gets blown

[–] • 1 pt

Depends on if the city plows my block or not. I’ll shovel my driveway bare but not touch the sidewalk if the road is not plowed.

[–] • 0 pt

Sucks large balls when the plow driver doesn't angle the blade and buries the fuck out of your driveway.

[–] • 1 pt

The plow fucker has destroyed two of my mailboxes (our street has them near the curb so the mail guy drives from house to house. Probably because it snows here). City has a web form to fill out. We get $100 for each time it happens.

As for my demands, I go full bare pavement. Almost have too because of the steep angled driveways.

[–] • 1 pt

I haven’t seen snow in two years here. If it does snow I just wait a day for it to all melt.

[–] • 0 pt

That's a shame. Low temps and snow are ideal.

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