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Are you a member of the bare pavement master race? Or are you a pleb who drives over the snow in your driveway multiple times and crushes it into strips of ice like a degenerate?

Are you a member of the bare pavement master race? Or are you a pleb who drives over the snow in your driveway multiple times and crushes it into strips of ice like a degenerate?

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[–] 4 pts

I'm so good at snow shoveling the snow won't even fall here.

[–] 4 pts

I do it the old fashioned way, with a shovel.

Come spring the snow is piled over the road signs.

I also do the neighbor's snow.

1 - it's a great work out regime.

2 - It shames my neighbors for their failure to keep up.

3 - It keeps the neighbors humble because of their guilt.

4 - a humble neighbor is as good as a fence.

[–] 3 pts

Dirt/grass/gravel driveway, so it gets some shoveling but not bare-dirt shoveling.

[–] 3 pts

nigger i in minnsota i have have a simplicity pro 24 inch

we dont fuck aroiund with snow

[–] 2 pts

Here in Florida, we use flamethrowers

fucker jealous REEEEEEEEE

[–] 1 pt

Power torches are the ideal tool for melting sidewalk ice.

[–] 0 pt

Not here in Tampa, we use a credit card and a dollar bill…

[–] 2 pts

Bare pavement only. On my street, we have standards and it would not do to leave snow where it does not belong.

[–] 1 pt

I try to set the standard in my neighborhood with both ramrod straight Christmas lights and a well-salted sidewalk.

[–] 2 pts

We do the lights thing too. One of my neighbors went all out and got a huge projector light show, and it broadcasts music over FM so you can stop by in your car and watch a nice little show. I don't think anyone is topping him this year.

[–] 5 pts

The projector lights are almost as cringy as the inflatables. It's all about the old-school colored glass bulbs.

[–] 2 pts

AZ here WTF is snow?

[–] 1 pt

Bare pavement. There's nothing worse than an icy driveway.

[–] 1 pt

I keep mine pretty clean... I don't shovel if we get a light dusting because I'm busy wage cucking, but anything over an inch and I shovel it. If we get a lot, I borrow the shops snow blower and do most of my neighbors sidewalks too.

Never gotten a thank you, even that time a couple years back we got like 3 feet, but it's the White thing to do

[–] 1 pt

Bare pavement all the way.

If you fall on my property you can’t walk.

[–] 1 pt

I am pondering snow like it's my orb.

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