Don’t declaw the gerbils. I get it, i get it…
Just forego the lube.
Don’t declaw the gerbils. I get it, i get it…
Just forego the lube.
my hands used to be so rough from building docks and seawalls that my girlfriend complained when we were fucking
girlfriend
That's your problem right there. If she was your wife she'd have loved it.
I was lucky I didnt marry the bitch. I got in my truck and drove away. all it cost was my pride
Only take cold showers.
Use maple leaves to wipe your ass every now and again.
Contract the plague.
Fight a woolly mammoth.
Sleep in the stomach of a sliced open camel during a sandstorm.
Occasional cold showers are very good for the constitution.
fuck a fat girl
You probably discipline your body by not lubricating your butthole before it gets fucked.
No. I never let it get that far. I discipline the gay thoughts away with a willow switch before it gets to that point.
I ran 18 miles up a God damn mountain in el paso about six weeks ago. I ran 1.5 miles yesterday and lifted. I'm 46. 6 foot2 and about 190 pounds bench close to 300... can do 205 3 sets of 10 pretty easy... so maybe only 280 not sure... I've been doing my own 6 step plan..
Join in fellow white men start the 6 step process the order is up to you but I think 1 and 2 are the key... moral can be the first one quit porn quit drinking quit sinning then 2 get in shape makes the rest easier.
Every year it surprises me again how much more effort is expended hiking in the snow vs bare ground.
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