I climbed your mom, so suck on that. .. .. I apologize. I try to be more mature…at my age it shouldn’t be this hard. But often, a very immature reply comes to mind before the stoic, wise reply I hope for. The latter normally shows up, and I’ll use it, but sometimes…. Not…. More seriously, though, that’s a helluva accomplishment. While so many are sitting around, taking this holiday day off as an excuse to start drinking early, eat a shit ton of food, then lazily watch niggers play a game, you’ll have done something to better yourself, and something you can take pride in. Have a glass of whisky tonight, and know that you’ve earned it.