Heroism! Bravery! Courage! Defiance! You embody them all. One small step for man, one giant leap for hetero mankind.
I call them gaylords and when they get mad and frustrated I say: "it's okay guys.. you can call me a straightlord".
Then I put ABBA on and let some farts rip and ask them how the scent is and apologize if it's incestuous.
I give you so much credit lol! Enjoy your holiday and please report back!!!
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