bend her over the table while grinding her from behind while she chants "give me a baby!".
We can't go that far.. we plan on a dry hump and socially awkward dirty talk throughout the evening though.
talk about grandkids and inheritance.
I'm planning on telling her dad that it gets icy soon and he should get life insurance in his daughter's name so when I water down the driveway he leaves us a nice settlement.
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