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My two older siblings both just proclaimed they were gay and part of the LGBTQA+SJW community. I am not close with either of them so to embarrass my cucked liberal family on this day I will make a spectacle out of my straight sexuality and have my beautiful White girlfriend accompany me while she claps and I expect equal treatment and accolades from the pro fag family.

My two older siblings both just proclaimed they were gay and part of the LGBTQA+SJW community. I am not close with either of them so to embarrass my cucked liberal family on this day I will make a spectacle out of my straight sexuality and have my beautiful White girlfriend accompany me while she claps and I expect equal treatment and accolades from the pro fag family.

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[–] • 9 pts

Thanks man. I know it's politically and culturally inappropriate to be hetero but I'm embracing my lifestyle and am proud of being in the straight minority.

[–] • 5 pts

Heroism! Bravery! Courage! Defiance! You embody them all. One small step for man, one giant leap for hetero mankind.

[–] • 4 pts (edited )

I call them gaylords and when they get mad and frustrated I say: "it's okay guys.. you can call me a straightlord".

Then I put ABBA on and let some farts rip and ask them how the scent is and apologize if it's incestuous.

[–] • 2 pts

I give you so much credit lol! Enjoy your holiday and please report back!!!

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Don't worry the you have the support of the #LGB community.