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My two older siblings both just proclaimed they were gay and part of the LGBTQA+SJW community. I am not close with either of them so to embarrass my cucked liberal family on this day I will make a spectacle out of my straight sexuality and have my beautiful White girlfriend accompany me while she claps and I expect equal treatment and accolades from the pro fag family.

My two older siblings both just proclaimed they were gay and part of the LGBTQA+SJW community. I am not close with either of them so to embarrass my cucked liberal family on this day I will make a spectacle out of my straight sexuality and have my beautiful White girlfriend accompany me while she claps and I expect equal treatment and accolades from the pro fag family.

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[–] • 13 pts

You're so brave! It's hard being a closet heterosexual these days. THIS is true courage!!! Good luck my friend!!!

[–] • 9 pts

Thanks man. I know it's politically and culturally inappropriate to be hetero but I'm embracing my lifestyle and am proud of being in the straight minority.

[–] • 5 pts

Heroism! Bravery! Courage! Defiance! You embody them all. One small step for man, one giant leap for hetero mankind.

[–] • 4 pts (edited )

I call them gaylords and when they get mad and frustrated I say: "it's okay guys.. you can call me a straightlord".

Then I put ABBA on and let some farts rip and ask them how the scent is and apologize if it's incestuous.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Don't worry the you have the support of the #LGB community.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

I hope one day people can all come out Hetero and not fear abusive treatment, violence, rape or sexism in this stereotypical and hateful world which dislikes straight females or males (the only two possible genders/sexes.. which are the same thing).

Those nipples? That gash on your scrotal sac?

That's where your lactating tits and vagina would have been if you weren't a MALE.

You have two uncontrolled options as a human:

  • Biological male

  • Biological female

Just pull your pants down and look to figure out what your gender/sex is. You don't need a professor or a textbook.

[–] • 2 pts

Amen brother! Hopefully one day, the world will judge a heterosexual man by his actions, not his attractions.