Film for the lolz.
Film for the lolz.
You're so brave! It's hard being a closet heterosexual these days. THIS is true courage!!! Good luck my friend!!!
You're so brave! It's hard being a closet heterosexual these days. THIS is true courage!!! Good luck my friend!!!
Thanks man. I know it's politically and culturally inappropriate to be hetero but I'm embracing my lifestyle and am proud of being in the straight minority.
Thanks man. I know it's politically and culturally inappropriate to be hetero but I'm embracing my lifestyle and am proud of being in the straight minority.
Heroism! Bravery! Courage! Defiance! You embody them all. One small step for man, one giant leap for hetero mankind.
Heroism! Bravery! Courage! Defiance! You embody them all. One small step for man, one giant leap for hetero mankind.
I call them gaylords and when they get mad and frustrated I say: "it's okay guys.. you can call me a straightlord".
Then I put ABBA on and let some farts rip and ask them how the scent is and apologize if it's incestuous.
I call them gaylords and when they get mad and frustrated I say: "it's okay guys.. you can call me a straightlord".
Then I put ABBA on and let some farts rip and ask them how the scent is and apologize if it's incestuous.
Don't worry the you have the support of the #LGB community.
Don't worry the you have the support of the #LGB community.
Lmao
Lmao
I hope one day people can all come out Hetero and not fear abusive treatment, violence, rape or sexism in this stereotypical and hateful world which dislikes straight females or males (the only two possible genders/sexes.. which are the same thing).
Those nipples? That gash on your scrotal sac?
That's where your lactating tits and vagina would have been if you weren't a MALE.
You have two uncontrolled options as a human:
Biological male
Biological female
Just pull your pants down and look to figure out what your gender/sex is. You don't need a professor or a textbook.
I hope one day people can all come out Hetero and not fear abusive treatment, violence, rape or sexism in this stereotypical and hateful world which dislikes straight females or males (the only two possible genders/sexes.. which are the same thing).
Those nipples? That gash on your scrotal sac?
That's where your lactating tits and vagina would have been if you weren't a MALE.
You have two uncontrolled options as a human:
- Biological male
- Biological female
Just pull your pants down and look to figure out what your gender/sex is. You don't need a professor or a textbook.
Amen brother! Hopefully one day, the world will judge a heterosexual man by his actions, not his attractions.
Amen brother! Hopefully one day, the world will judge a heterosexual man by his actions, not his attractions.
Congrats on surviving that abusive household if those were your rolemodels
Congrats on surviving that abusive household if those were your rolemodels
I left the house at 19 and their faggotry only really became evident until my early 30s. Now I just troll them except my Dad. He is secretly pissed but doesn't want to lose my mom and kids who are brainwashed and they're all old now. Dad and Mom are in their 70s and my two older brothers are in their late 40s.
I left the house at 19 and their faggotry only really became evident until my early 30s. Now I just troll them except my Dad. He is secretly pissed but doesn't want to lose my mom and kids who are brainwashed and they're all old now. Dad and Mom are in their 70s and my two older brothers are in their late 40s.
That must be hard on your dad but I'm sure he's proud of you in that case. My wife's family has similar issues. We get an uncomfortable amount of praise from her parents just for bare minimum functioning
That must be hard on your dad but I'm sure he's proud of you in that case. My wife's family has similar issues. We get an uncomfortable amount of praise from her parents just for bare minimum functioning
Yeah we get along good. He knows I'm the only level headed and mature individual so I just play along with the rest of the family and when I leave I'll have a shot or two of whiskey with pops and we'll hug and I'll leave.
Yeah we get along good. He knows I'm the only level headed and mature individual so I just play along with the rest of the family and when I leave I'll have a shot or two of whiskey with pops and we'll hug and I'll leave.
who the fuck was molesting your brothers? men dont naturally suck cock for thrills, homosexuals reproduce through abuse. Somebody in your families circle was raping your brothers.
who the fuck was molesting your brothers? men dont naturally suck cock for thrills, homosexuals reproduce through abuse. Somebody in your families circle was raping your brothers.
I never was raped though. Maybe I am the chosen one.
I never was raped though. Maybe I am the chosen one.
Wow the jewing went deep in your family.
Amazing your parents are still together.
Usually that's the end game for the jew is destroying the family.
Wow the jewing went deep in your family.
Amazing your parents are still together.
Usually that's the end game for the jew is destroying the family.
my brothers were long gone when I grew up. I'm 16 years younger than the oldest.
my brothers were long gone when I grew up. I'm 16 years younger than the oldest.
Remember that super straight meme? Print this out (insidejamarifox.com) and have it in your pocket. Whip it out (LOLZ) when you stand up to make your declaration.
Remember that super straight meme?
[Print this out](https://insidejamarifox.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Screen-Shot-2021-03-07-at-9.33.32-AM.png) and have it in your pocket.
Whip it out (LOLZ) when you stand up to make your declaration.
Lmao this is perfect. I will have them all sign it as a "declaration of my heterosexuality" on this beautiful and loving Thanksgiving family dinner.
Lmao this is perfect. I will have them all sign it as a "declaration of my heterosexuality" on this beautiful and loving Thanksgiving family dinner.
If they give you any problems, yell at them about their heterophobia and how unaccepting of them that that you were born this way. A lack of melanin production is not your fault, and it was very stressful for you to come out. Their rejection of you is causing untold damage to you.
If they give you any problems, yell at them about their heterophobia and how unaccepting of them that that you were born this way. A lack of melanin production is not your fault, and it was very stressful for you to come out. Their rejection of you is causing untold damage to you.
Lets examine and put this question under the microscope. How do we stop Heterophobia? It's a serious issue.
Lets examine and put this question under the microscope. How do we stop Heterophobia? It's a serious issue.
Heterophoboa and AAP (Adult Attracted Persons) are serious and have discrimination issues that MUST be addressed by the community.
Heterophoboa and AAP (Adult Attracted Persons) are serious and have discrimination issues that MUST be addressed by the community.
Just come dressed up as a clown and call them all fucking clowns over and over.
Just come dressed up as a clown and call them all fucking clowns over and over.
With a honking nose so every time someone brings up some SJW woke bullshit subject - Honk!
With a honking nose so every time someone brings up some SJW woke bullshit subject - Honk!
Exfuckingzactly
Exfuckingzactly
HICK NICK HINK HOCK
cock
HONKY TONKY TONK
HICK NICK HINK HOCK
*cock*
HONKY TONKY TONK
leffist scum cry because only ten million illegals enter US instead of 36 million goal.
https://poal.co/do/post
leffist scum cry because only ten million illegals enter US instead of 36 million goal.
Also bring a horn to honk every time you squeeze your nose.
Also bring a horn to honk every time you squeeze your nose.
my cucked liberal family
Why even spend time with these people? Little good comes from being familiar with people like this, even your family. I avoid my leftist brother like the plague and he knows why. I don't want my wife and children exposed to their evil.
>my cucked liberal family
Why even spend time with these people? Little good comes from being familiar with people like this, even your family. I avoid my leftist brother like the plague and he knows why. I don't want my wife and children exposed to their evil.
I used to be this way for over a decade. Now I'm involving myself to prove I'm the greatest of all other than my Dad who secretly hates this shit. He's old and cranky.
I used to be this way for over a decade. Now I'm involving myself to prove I'm the greatest of all other than my Dad who secretly hates this shit. He's old and cranky.
Maybe you should talk your dad into NOT secretly hating this shit. He probably brings in their entire fucking financial livelihood.
Your dad sticks up for his beliefs to these fucking homos, he's slandered as a bigot while they're brown nosing if he says something and doesn't have the balls to say "fuck you then, go live off sucking cock."
So if you ask me, your father's the one who's cucked, not your family. (they're the ones who won in extinguishing your father's moral-willpower)
Maybe you should talk your dad into NOT secretly hating this shit. He probably brings in their entire fucking financial livelihood.
Your dad sticks up for his beliefs to these fucking homos, he's slandered as a bigot while they're brown nosing if he says something and doesn't have the balls to say "fuck you then, go live off sucking cock."
So if you ask me, your father's the one who's cucked, not your family. (they're the ones who won in extinguishing your father's moral-willpower)
Nah.. he's had 4 heart attacks. Is in his 70s and is fed up. I don't even think him and my mom still sleep in the same room. Boomers are so stuck in old ways but refuse change no matter what.
Nah.. he's had 4 heart attacks. Is in his 70s and is fed up. I don't even think him and my mom still sleep in the same room. Boomers are so stuck in old ways but refuse change no matter what.
bend her over the table while grinding her from behind while she chants "give me a baby!".
bend her over the table while grinding her from behind while she chants "give me a baby!".
We can't go that far.. we plan on a dry hump and socially awkward dirty talk throughout the evening though.
We can't go that far.. we plan on a dry hump and socially awkward dirty talk throughout the evening though.
talk about grandkids and inheritance.
talk about grandkids and inheritance.
I'm planning on telling her dad that it gets icy soon and he should get life insurance in his daughter's name so when I water down the driveway he leaves us a nice settlement.
I'm planning on telling her dad that it gets icy soon and he should get life insurance in his daughter's name so when I water down the driveway he leaves us a nice settlement.
Proud of you!
Faggot.
:)
Proud of you!
Faggot.
:)
What's fucked up is because of clown world, and normies going a long with it, if you are ultra monogamous you might actually get labeled as "gay" because you're not fucking everything in sight, and may actually have to "come out" as hetro
What's fucked up is because of clown world, and normies going a long with it, if you are ultra monogamous you might actually get labeled as "gay" because you're not fucking everything in sight, and may actually have to "come out" as hetro
Lmao
Lmao
This is hilarious. I would love to see this captured on vid but protect your identity - don't post that shit.
I'm going to do the same as you. I will come out to my family as a heterosexuals white male. But my family is a bunch of conservatives or libertarians so they will just laugh and move on in 2-3 seconds.
This is hilarious. I would love to see this captured on vid but protect your identity - don't post that shit.
I'm going to do the same as you. I will come out to my family as a heterosexuals white male. But my family is a bunch of conservatives or libertarians so they will just laugh and move on in 2-3 seconds.
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