You sir are a nigger
Don’t condemn me for playing along with the gag, blame tricksy hobbitses!
I don't like to address directly, he smells of cabbage and I find it disconcerting. Carry on.
How would you like me to call you live tomorrow?
You need to fix that back up beeper, osha says so.
Got it, fixed! Now put on your mask and take your next booster like a good boy, there you go, right up the arse. Good boy.
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