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My wife told me she missed her period, I asked how she could miss something she always complains about?? I don't understand women. But anyway I'm doing my duty to propagate more white babies who will grow to hate the nigger and the kike. May the black sun for ever shine on us in victory.

My wife told me she missed her period, I asked how she could miss something she always complains about?? I don't understand women. But anyway I'm doing my duty to propagate more white babies who will grow to hate the nigger and the kike. May the black sun for ever shine on us in victory.

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[–] • 15 pts (edited )

Hell yeah. Good work. Please read about umbilical clamping. Please wait AT LEAST fifteen minutes before cutting/clamping. Be sure to insist your child will be fine without preventative vaccinations. Maintain that you're not a fan of them, but recognize the legitimacy of vaccines like rabies or tetanus so they don't run off and call CPS like a bunch of unhinged retards.

Homeschool your children please. Your children don't deserve to be surrounded by unsocialized, feral undesirables. They also don't need to learn about how to best have anal sex when they're six (which totally isn't grooming playthings for elites or anything). Teach them to read, especially the bible, philosophy, poetry and other kinds of ancient wisdoms.

*Please also be advised - children must not be taught to waste hate. You would be wise to do the same.

[–] • 3 pts

No epidural and no c section just for the hell of it.

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>Please read about umbilical clamping

Cool, down the rabbit hole I go. Had no idea this was a thing...

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umbilical clamping

Can you tell me more? Everything I find says they cut it 30 seconds after birth. Should it be left longer?

Im also expecting and plan on getting no circumcision or shots that day. Im telling the doctor we will gradually get the vaxs that we decide we want.

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In term and preterm alike, the umbilical ford is flush with neonatal nutrients and clamping early is done to prevent jaundice... so they say. It very well may be a risk, but those nutrients are important in the development process, especially in preterm. Many reports insist that it affects the iron levels in the blood for as much as six months after birth. For some time, the general practice was ten to fifteen seconds. Not too long ago, it swapped to thirty to sixty seconds. These days, they suggest three to six minutes sometimes.

How does stem cell research work? How profitable is it to retain the umbilical cord, especially one rich in said neonatal nutrients? Where does Oprah get her skin creams from? What's the secret ingredient, Mr. Krabs?

[–] • 0 pt

Thanks

Oh I know all about these celebs getting their baby foreskin facials with stem cells..sick fucks.

What are my options for keeping the cord? Do people still do that? Good to have those cells on hand in case anything goes wrong early on in the kids life, right?

[–] • 10 pts

Who's the father?

[–] • 3 pts

@engrishishard care to explain?

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[–] • 2 pts

My bad

[–] • 4 pts

Don’t raise them to hate. It can backfire. As in, don’t tell them to hate niggers and all that. Just make sure they know we’re different and you’re supposed to stick to your own.

[–] • 0 pt

Thanks for keeping me down to earth

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this, just tell them black people are different and you need to watch out for them. It's ok to have friendly conversations or god forbid business dealings but not ok to interbreed.

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

If you think she was wooo wooo during her period my man......let the games begin!

[–] • 3 pts

Congrats on the creampie.

While she's pregnant: endless creampies. It's the best!

Seriously, congratulations. What a happy moment for you and your little family.

[–] • 7 pts (edited )

I'm just happy to finally have proof to my friends that I have has sex at least once

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[–] • 2 pts

I legit laughed out loud.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Have you ever even illegitimately legit lawld? even.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Congrats! Is this your first?

[–] • 3 pts

Indeed it is

[–] • 2 pts

Good luck! Our 1st was 2 mo early and caused a lot of worry for us. 2nd 3rd and 4th were all good to go. Hopefully it's a breeze for you.

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Many women wanting kids forget to take the pill. But the truly clever ones tell you that they are pregnant when they are not, encouraging unprotected sex so that you will bang away until the real pregnancy occurs.

Yes, my ex did that. Once. Magical 12 month pregnancy.

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Don't teach your kids to hate. Teach them to love themselves, and appreciate their culture. If you teach them to hate, they will be bitter, and miserable.

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Is your wife going to home school the kid as we enter the first stage of the USSA and clownworld, communist jew world order? Gonna shoot babby full of experimental poison for something that kills less people than accidents, cancer, diabetes, common cold, flu, suicide, murder or pneumonia?

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Can homeschool, take state to court, not pay the taxes I normally would for public school, state will pay me to educate my kid. Use money to hire private tutor on days my wife and I cannot teach our kids ourselves. I know a lot of people who do this

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