It’s the one and only requirement.
I have a theory that in an enclosed central air residential system, if you cook enough bacon, the filters on your air system will become saturated with bacon particles, and thus, over time, every molecule of air in your home will also become saturated with bacon particles.
Furthermore, long term exposure to this environment, in turn, will then saturate every cell in your own body with bacon particles.
When the accumulation of this saturation level achieves a certain plateau, you are then automatically one with the bacon, for you have become of the bacon yourself at the molecular level. Sanctified, if you will, in an enlightened state of existence.
Om....
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