A nice but very boring chick I dated 25 years ago threw herself off a bridge onto train tracks. But the train was on the parallel track...she needed multiple surgeries, and was like "I am too useless to even kill myself". Huge surgical incisions all over her body, but I banged her anyway. She lay there like a limp rag. I drank her last beer and left.
Edit: her 'accident' happened after I knew her, but before we started 'dating' (getting drunk together a few times). We had sex one time. It was all unrelated. And Conspirologist is a bedridden gigantic faggot.
if she was a limp rag, maybe you were doing it wrong
She was my neighbor for a few years, then I moved, then I met her again 10 years later. She was already boring back in the old days. And for the record, I fuck like a donkey.
And for the record, I fuck like a donkey.
On stage in tijuana?
Have you expanded her anus?
This was over 20 years ago, and...no.
That's punk rock
Those were different times for sure
What a long way round to tell people you had sex. Such an alpha
Go post this incel bullshit on 4chan, autistic retard.
Fuck is your problem, Anticlutch alt? Just because interesting things never happened to you?
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