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I am an ordained minister. Kek For reals....

So I thought I should start the First Church of Covid.

Its obvious that Covid is a gift from God, to kill the weak and retched, the old and infirmed. To make more room on his creation for the strong.

Since Covid is a gift from God, any and all attempts to stop the spread are unglodly and satanic.

As are masks, vaccines, distancing.

As Gods creation we have a mission to spread Gods will. That means spreading covid.

Oh and BTW of course we will give out vaccine exemptions to anyone and everyone.

Best part as a church all this will be tax free.

Maybe I can get extra REEEEEEEEEEEEE if I make a Jewish church?

Also the left will argue that Covid is made in a lab and not Gods Creation... kek

Edit: Also for proof Covid is Gods creation. Notice it spares children the most innocent of all.

I am an ordained minister. Kek For reals.... So I thought I should start the First Church of Covid. Its obvious that Covid is a gift from God, to kill the weak and retched, the old and infirmed. To make more room on his creation for the strong. Since Covid is a gift from God, any and all attempts to stop the spread are unglodly and satanic. As are masks, vaccines, distancing. As Gods creation we have a mission to spread Gods will. That means spreading covid. Oh and BTW of course we will give out vaccine exemptions to anyone and everyone. Best part as a church all this will be tax free. Maybe I can get extra REEEEEEEEEEEEE if I make a Jewish church? Also the left will argue that Covid is made in a lab and not Gods Creation... kek Edit: Also for proof Covid is Gods creation. Notice it spares children the most innocent of all.

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It might work. It would be easy to paint covid as a cult because it already is one. Door-to-door Branch covidians to wake up the normies. Worship fauci and vaccines carry Punch Cards on you to let people know how many vaccines you gotten, tell them the more vaccines you've gotten the closer you've become to fauci. Might help these people see how crazy this actual bullshit is.