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I am an ordained minister. Kek For reals....

So I thought I should start the First Church of Covid.

Its obvious that Covid is a gift from God, to kill the weak and retched, the old and infirmed. To make more room on his creation for the strong.

Since Covid is a gift from God, any and all attempts to stop the spread are unglodly and satanic.

As are masks, vaccines, distancing.

As Gods creation we have a mission to spread Gods will. That means spreading covid.

Oh and BTW of course we will give out vaccine exemptions to anyone and everyone.

Best part as a church all this will be tax free.

Maybe I can get extra REEEEEEEEEEEEE if I make a Jewish church?

Also the left will argue that Covid is made in a lab and not Gods Creation... kek

Edit: Also for proof Covid is Gods creation. Notice it spares children the most innocent of all.

I am an ordained minister. Kek For reals.... So I thought I should start the First Church of Covid. Its obvious that Covid is a gift from God, to kill the weak and retched, the old and infirmed. To make more room on his creation for the strong. Since Covid is a gift from God, any and all attempts to stop the spread are unglodly and satanic. As are masks, vaccines, distancing. As Gods creation we have a mission to spread Gods will. That means spreading covid. Oh and BTW of course we will give out vaccine exemptions to anyone and everyone. Best part as a church all this will be tax free. Maybe I can get extra REEEEEEEEEEEEE if I make a Jewish church? Also the left will argue that Covid is made in a lab and not Gods Creation... kek Edit: Also for proof Covid is Gods creation. Notice it spares children the most innocent of all.

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You don't say it kills the weak and the old. It "Takes them home to be with The LORD."

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PREACH!

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CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH AND AN AMEN?