I am an ordained minister. Kek For reals....
So I thought I should start the First Church of Covid.
Its obvious that Covid is a gift from God, to kill the weak and retched, the old and infirmed. To make more room on his creation for the strong.
Since Covid is a gift from God, any and all attempts to stop the spread are unglodly and satanic.
As are masks, vaccines, distancing.
As Gods creation we have a mission to spread Gods will. That means spreading covid.
Oh and BTW of course we will give out vaccine exemptions to anyone and everyone.
Best part as a church all this will be tax free.
Maybe I can get extra REEEEEEEEEEEEE if I make a Jewish church?
Also the left will argue that Covid is made in a lab and not Gods Creation... kek
Edit: Also for proof Covid is Gods creation. Notice it spares children the most innocent of all.
I am an ordained minister. Kek For reals....
So I thought I should start the First Church of Covid.
Its obvious that Covid is a gift from God, to kill the weak and retched, the old and infirmed. To make more room on his creation for the strong.
Since Covid is a gift from God, any and all attempts to stop the spread are unglodly and satanic.
As are masks, vaccines, distancing.
As Gods creation we have a mission to spread Gods will. That means spreading covid.
Oh and BTW of course we will give out vaccine exemptions to anyone and everyone.
Best part as a church all this will be tax free.
Maybe I can get extra REEEEEEEEEEEEE if I make a Jewish church?
Also the left will argue that Covid is made in a lab and not Gods Creation... kek
Edit: Also for proof Covid is Gods creation. Notice it spares children the most innocent of all.
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