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I am an ordained minister. Kek For reals....

So I thought I should start the First Church of Covid.

Its obvious that Covid is a gift from God, to kill the weak and retched, the old and infirmed. To make more room on his creation for the strong.

Since Covid is a gift from God, any and all attempts to stop the spread are unglodly and satanic.

As are masks, vaccines, distancing.

As Gods creation we have a mission to spread Gods will. That means spreading covid.

Oh and BTW of course we will give out vaccine exemptions to anyone and everyone.

Best part as a church all this will be tax free.

Maybe I can get extra REEEEEEEEEEEEE if I make a Jewish church?

Also the left will argue that Covid is made in a lab and not Gods Creation... kek

Edit: Also for proof Covid is Gods creation. Notice it spares children the most innocent of all.

I am an ordained minister. Kek For reals.... So I thought I should start the First Church of Covid. Its obvious that Covid is a gift from God, to kill the weak and retched, the old and infirmed. To make more room on his creation for the strong. Since Covid is a gift from God, any and all attempts to stop the spread are unglodly and satanic. As are masks, vaccines, distancing. As Gods creation we have a mission to spread Gods will. That means spreading covid. Oh and BTW of course we will give out vaccine exemptions to anyone and everyone. Best part as a church all this will be tax free. Maybe I can get extra REEEEEEEEEEEEE if I make a Jewish church? Also the left will argue that Covid is made in a lab and not Gods Creation... kek Edit: Also for proof Covid is Gods creation. Notice it spares children the most innocent of all.

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Oh yeah, they'd love that.

If we wanted to absolutely crush them, run for office. But... run their platform. Promise things that'll make them vote for you like crazy. Then once elected, do the complete opposite. Get as much policy set in stone as you can before the inevitable recall. The recall replacement is also one of us, who will do the same thing as the last guy.