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I screeched on my brakes and just missed the styrofoam cooler that flew out the back door. I ran up to the driver and medic and made sure they were ok. They were. The driver just took the corner too fast. The medic was shaken up but he said they were on an emergency call transporting a severed body part for a rich client and they needed help. I ran over and grabbed the cooler. It was broken open and dry ice was scattered all over the curb and sidewalk. Inside the cooler was a plastic bag with a bloody human toe in it. I picked it up and carried it over to the EMTs... "Here it is", I said. "What should I do?"

The driver and medic both said at once: "Call a toe truck!"

lol... Fuck You, !

https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/449786

I screeched on my brakes and just missed the styrofoam cooler that flew out the back door. I ran up to the driver and medic and made sure they were ok. They were. The driver just took the corner too fast. The medic was shaken up but he said they were on an emergency call transporting a severed body part for a rich client and they needed help. I ran over and grabbed the cooler. It was broken open and dry ice was scattered all over the curb and sidewalk. Inside the cooler was a plastic bag with a bloody human toe in it. I picked it up and carried it over to the EMTs... "Here it is", I said. "What should I do?" The driver and medic both said at once: "Call a toe truck!" lol... Fuck You, @NoisySilence! https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/449786

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[–] • 12 pts

I knew this was gonna be another joke because I saw the fire arm post. Send me your dick pics and I’ll upvoat it

[–] • 4 pts
[–] • 2 pts (edited )

lol... That was the best joke in the 60s. "how can you dick a dike?"

edit: that wasn't the best joke back then.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

You gotta dick4 on your chin.

[–] • 1 pt

I wonderr if he ever banged Mary Tyler Moore? She was hot back then.

[–] • 2 pts

It was more likely that Muray was fucking her with his little hat on...

[–] • 1 pt

I’d be willing to bet some money that he did. Even though it was a different time, it’s still (((hollywood))).