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I screeched on my brakes and just missed the styrofoam cooler that flew out the back door. I ran up to the driver and medic and made sure they were ok. They were. The driver just took the corner too fast. The medic was shaken up but he said they were on an emergency call transporting a severed body part for a rich client and they needed help. I ran over and grabbed the cooler. It was broken open and dry ice was scattered all over the curb and sidewalk. Inside the cooler was a plastic bag with a bloody human toe in it. I picked it up and carried it over to the EMTs... "Here it is", I said. "What should I do?"

The driver and medic both said at once: "Call a toe truck!"

lol... Fuck You, !

https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/449786

I screeched on my brakes and just missed the styrofoam cooler that flew out the back door. I ran up to the driver and medic and made sure they were ok. They were. The driver just took the corner too fast. The medic was shaken up but he said they were on an emergency call transporting a severed body part for a rich client and they needed help. I ran over and grabbed the cooler. It was broken open and dry ice was scattered all over the curb and sidewalk. Inside the cooler was a plastic bag with a bloody human toe in it. I picked it up and carried it over to the EMTs... "Here it is", I said. "What should I do?" The driver and medic both said at once: "Call a toe truck!" lol... Fuck You, @NoisySilence! https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/449786

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I joke about the toe truck, but me and the wife were getting on to I-95 once. (long time ago) when this 18 wheeler flipped over right in front of us. He overturned on the entry ramp to I-95. He swayed one way and then overcorrected the other way. He flipped his whole rig over on a down slope. I did what any one of you would have done. I jumped up on his truck and opened the passenger door like a hatch. I climbed down into the cabin and asked him if he was ok. He said yes, but he couldn't move. He was locked in by a hydraulic seat. It pinned his legs under the steering wheel. I groped around for the release . ....I yelled, "SHUT THE FUCKING ENGINE OFF!!!" (it was still running and blowing black smoke). The driver shut it off. Then we pulled him out and I walked away. I got back in the car and drove away.