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I live in a shitty ass apartment and was woken up around 7am this morning to what I thought were sounds of someone shoveling snow - but it turns out that it's a wild animal stuck in my oven's fan air duct - I can hear it scratching as I'm typing this - I've already called and left a message for the property management company but they probably won't respond until tomorrow and I'm hoping the animal won't be dead.

I don't know WTF it is - a bird, squirrel, chipmunk, mouse, rat - but I'm not gonna take apart the fan and air duct to find out - and I'm dreading having a maintenance guy or an HVAC tech come do it.

How the fuck does something like this happen? Especially when I'm on the 1st floor.

EDIT: The creature is stuck in the air vent that connects to the little hut that's (sometimes) above stoves - The fan on mine connects to a very small air duct - only big enough for animals mentioned above to get into.

I live in a shitty ass apartment and was woken up around 7am this morning to what I thought were sounds of someone shoveling snow - but it turns out that it's a wild animal stuck in my oven's fan air duct - I can hear it scratching as I'm typing this - I've already called and left a message for the property management company but they probably won't respond until tomorrow and I'm hoping the animal won't be dead. I don't know WTF it is - a bird, squirrel, chipmunk, mouse, rat - but I'm not gonna take apart the fan and air duct to find out - and I'm dreading having a maintenance guy or an HVAC tech come do it. How the fuck does something like this happen? Especially when I'm on the 1st floor. EDIT: The creature is stuck in the air vent that connects to the little hut that's (sometimes) above stoves - The fan on mine connects to a very small air duct - only big enough for animals mentioned above to get into.

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I don't want a rotting animal corpse in my air duct - especially with winter coming up.

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Yes, having a rotting carcass in your abode is bad news, even if it's not in the open. All of the bacteria that's feasting on the corpse will be blowing through your damned vents.

You know what a corpse smells like? Shit, maybe piss, and this sort of "sweet" pungent scent. I'd call it "sickly sweet". If you smell that, get the fuck out of there until the problem is dealt with. Your landlord should provide you a hotel room for the duration. And if in a few days, suddenly your apartment is swarming with flies.... you'll know for sure that something is dead in that ductwork.

I cannot understate how serious this is. This is not like the fake pandemic. This is millennia old wisdom. There are many, many reasons why we naturally find corpses repulsive; primarily because they spread disease. They could have also been carrying a dormant disease, which becomes active when the animal's immune system stopped functioning.

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Once a squirrel died behind the wall in my kitchen and I had to cut holes in the drywall to find it and get it out. That sucked.

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That's a goddamned nightmare just for construction workers who fucked up - I couldn't imagine it as a homeowner - cleaning up would be the worst part.