How dare he try to make the most of his limited time by eating while driving! Only fatasses care about efficient use of time.
Fast food is for niggers.
Fast food isn't the only thing that can be eaten in the car, a homecooked burrito is just as manageable in the car as one from taco bell.
In that case, just stand up. Step out if the damn car.
Only fatties eat while driving, to be more "efficient" and cram even more nog chow down their gullet.
Why would you spend the little time you have to yourself by eating and not eat on your drive to make time for productive activities?
Why would you spend the little time you have to yourself by eating and not eat on your drive to make time for productive activities?
Because you are a fatty and the only "productive" thing you do is dunking a handful of fries in a Frosty and swallowing it in one gulp without chewing.
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