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[–] • 18 pts

We did something about that once, it was called the "Bench Seat."

[–] • 6 pts

We should’ve just made a moratorium on technological advancement in the mid 90s. We’d be a lot better off

[–] • 3 pts

I was thinking more along the lines of the 1970s myself.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

The latest model years you could get a bench seat are 2012 Chevy Impala and 2011 Crown Vic/G. Marquis/Town Car. I think you had to pay extra for the bench seat in the 2012 Chevy.

Bench seats are best seats.

[–] • 2 pts

I had a 1979 Dodge Aspen. POS car, but the thing rode nice and that big 60/40 bench could fit me and two or three friends.

[–] • 1 pt

I had a 2003 Dodge Durango. I don’t remember much about it except that I totaled it in a dui. Maybe it was 2005. I don’t fucking remember

[–] • 2 pts

The 02 Crown Vic had the last one piece bench in the front. The Grand Marquis used two extra wide seats side by side and the Town Car had a three piece faux bench. The gap between the seats is much narrower, but as a result makes retrieval of anything that does get in there much more difficult.

[–] • 7 pts

Stuff a towel in the crack, nigger

[–] • 0 pt

I just filled mine up with Horsey Sauce packets. I don't have any towels.

[–] • 0 pt

Is this how you got your username?

[–] • 0 pt

Ask your mother

[–] • 0 pt

So it is true! Word on the street is that you're "more like a moist towelette than a beach towel".

[–] • 5 pts

They already do. https://www.buydropstop.com/

It actually looks fairly nice and is well made. If its actually worth the price is up to you. Obviously making one yourself would cost a lot less, but then so would making most anything else yourself.

[–] • 4 pts

Stop being a fatty and shoving KFC into your mouth while you drive.

[–] • 3 pts

How dare he try to make the most of his limited time by eating while driving! Only fatasses care about efficient use of time.

[–] • 1 pt

Fast food is for niggers.

[–] • 0 pt

Fast food isn't the only thing that can be eaten in the car, a homecooked burrito is just as manageable in the car as one from taco bell.

[–] • 0 pt

Only fatties eat while driving, to be more "efficient" and cram even more nog chow down their gullet.

[–] • 0 pt

Why would you spend the little time you have to yourself by eating and not eat on your drive to make time for productive activities?

[–] • 0 pt

You’re supposed to eat burritos and hamburgers while you drive it’s drive food. You don’t eat greasy chicken it’s messy and your hands get greasy

[–] • 4 pts

Ride a motorcycle instead.

[–] • 1 pt

Every motorcycle owner eventually gets hurt and sells the motorcycle.

[–] • 0 pt

A lot of times there's no motorcycle left for the rider's estate to sell.

[–] • 0 pt

If I owned a motorcycle when I was younger I would definitely be dead. 100% no doubt in my mind

[–] • 0 pt

I see people on motorcycles and I always ask myself, why do they drive like they have a death wish? More than that though, why do they blame me when driving like a moron in the most vulnerable vehicle on the road inevitably backfires?

[–] • 0 pt

Its good to stay ahead of traffic if you can reasonably do so.

Every driver on the road has an obligation to follow the rules of the road. The guy on the bike tends to get a little more upset with bad drivers because he has a lot more to lose in an accident.

There are a lot of retarded fucks who ride like jackasses though. Those deserve what they get.

[–] • 0 pt

I would argue that most of them drive like morons. Atleast 4/5

[–] • 4 pts

Great place to find french fries when I’m hungry

[–] • 3 pts

Sometimes I find cigarettes

[–] • 1 pt

Just have it set up like a semi. Its just floor space between the driver and passenger seat.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Same could be said for politicians

[–] • 1 pt

There is indeed something for this, saw it on shark tank.

I can't reach a piece of candy, you feel me?

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