"Hello i will give you the best recipe ever. In this recipe is the story of my nana who was gassed by nazis in auschwitz. She barely lived by filling her enormous schnoz with air and holding her breath. I am a 45 year old cat lady genetic dead end who hates men. (45 paragraphs of drivel)
The recipe is tuna and pear pizza.
Cooking time: 45-50 mins. Preparation time: 30 mins. plus time for dough to rise Main cooking utensils: saucepan, large baking sheet Oven temperature: 425-450°F; then – 325°F Oven position: center
For 6 servings you need: 7-8 oz. can tuna in oil 2 medium onions 2 ripe pears 7-8oz can tomatoes seasoning pinch dried oregano 1/2 cake compressed yeast pinch sugar 2/3 cup water 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 tablespoons margarine little oil small can anchovy fillets picked walnut slices
To prepare filling, drain oil from tuna fish into a pan.
Peel and chop the onions and pears and toss in the oil.
Add flaked tuna, canned tomatoes with liquid from the can, season well.
Simmer in uncovered pan until a firm mixture is formed: this takes 15-20 minutes; add oregano.
Cream the yeast with the sugar then add tepid water.
Sift the flour and a pinch of salt, rub in the margarine.
Make a well in center, pour in yeast liquid, sprinkle flour over the top.
8 Leave for 15 minutes, then knead until a smooth dough.
Form yeast mixture into a 10-11 inch round on greased baking sheet, brush dough with oil.
Top with tuna mixture, then anchovy fillets, and pickled walnut slices.
Allow dough to rise 20-25 minutes.
12 Bake in center of a 425-450°F oven for 10-15 minutes, lower heat to 325°F, and allow another 10-15 minutes.
TO SERVE: Hot for a buffet or supper dish or as an hors d’oeuvres.
She barely lived by filling her enormous schnoz with air and holding her breath.
Probably the most believable holocaust story I've ever heard, brought a tear to my eye.
I would trade my life for the absence of my life if it meant that Hitler won and my people never made it into clown world
the font on that recipe is too big, it needs to be redone in 2 font and surrounded by ads
How many ovens does this recipe require?
Just a few past 5,999,997.
My god, that's a hot mess.
Can't you just eat cat food instead? The grocery lady thinks that pate is for the cat, hah.
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