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(I've had this theory running around my head for a couple of weeks, but I've just found evidence that I'm right.)

Western governments are realizing that they have reached maximum saturation of jabs, that there is absolutely zero chance they will ever reach the percentages that they stated are the goal, and are intentionally fudging numbers in order to save face and prevent more pushback.

Case in point, Australia. All links are from the Australian Department of Health.

August 14th, 2021. ()

August 15th, 2021. ()

The official reported figures show a daily increase of ~100k jabs, but math indicates a daily increase of nearly 9 million.

They know that they can't keep pushing lockdowns. The general populace is getting far too angry to continue without them risking their skin. There's zero chance they could reach their 80% goalpost before Christmas, and if lockdowns continued through New Years then they would probably end up on stakes. So they have massively fudged the numbers and artificially increased the number of jabs administered, which allows them to get to their arbitrary goal before they lose even more control than they already have lost.

Tl;dr: they're fucking us, we know that they're fucking us, they know we know they're fucking us, but they keep fucking us anyway.

(thanks to for the link which started my digging)

(I've had this theory running around my head for a couple of weeks, but I've just found evidence that I'm right.) Western governments are realizing that they have reached maximum saturation of jabs, that there is absolutely zero chance they will ever reach the percentages that they stated are the goal, and are intentionally fudging numbers in order to save face and prevent more pushback. Case in point, Australia. All links are from the Australian Department of Health. August 14th, 2021. [[PDF] Total jab doses are recorded at 6,440,186, with a daily increase of 74,842.](https://www.health.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/2021/08/covid-19-vaccination-total-vaccine-doses_13.pdf) ([archive](https://archive.ph/WqOOO)) August 15th, 2021. [[PDF] Total jab doses are recorded at 15,338,926, with a daily increase of 94,497.](https://www.health.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/2021/08/covid-19-vaccination-total-vaccine-doses_14.pdf) ([archive](https://archive.ph/rhshD)) The official reported figures show a daily increase of ~100k jabs, but math indicates a daily increase of nearly 9 million. They know that they can't keep pushing lockdowns. The general populace is getting far too angry to continue without them risking their skin. There's zero chance they could reach their 80% goalpost before Christmas, and if lockdowns continued through New Years then they would probably end up on stakes. So they have massively fudged the numbers and artificially increased the number of jabs administered, which allows them to get to their arbitrary goal before they lose even more control than they already have lost. Tl;dr: they're fucking us, we know that they're fucking us, they know we know they're fucking us, but they keep fucking us anyway. (thanks to /u/Ex-Redditor for the link [here](https://poal.co/s/Australia/443079) which started my digging)

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[–] 8 pts

Hospitals are also lying about the ratio of vaxxed vs unvaxxed patients under their care to fake the success of the shot.

[–] 3 pts

They pushed too far with the vax passes. Now people are rising up. The slave mask and the optional vax were the beginning. That was a fuck up. Now they really fucked up.

I pushed back on wearing a mask because I knew like a lot of us it was only the beginning.

[–] 2 pts

I'd like to see them mandate welfare/ EBT/ Section 8/ school lunch recipients get the jab, but they won't because they know the niggers would burn down everything.

[–] 1 pt

Those are two different statistics, the 6Mio as per the doc is totally administered vaccine doses in clinics. The 15Mio is total doses nationally. Don't know where the other 9Mio were administered.

[–] 1 pt

you are correct. The number here in the US magically jumped from 50% to 70% around July 4 for propaganda purposes.

[–] 1 pt

I think we are looking at compound channel stuffing statistics. * Pfizer sends it to some vax distribution authority - they "sold it" * The national authority sends it to the regional authority - "sold!" * The regional authority sends it to the local authority - "look at the vaccines we are distributing!" * The local authority or agent injects one poor bastard from a six-dose vial - "we used six doses"

If each one of them gets it, "mostly right," then we get to a rate of successful administration of 50% pretty quickly. So yes, I think the statistics are BS and this is how I suspect this is done.

No "authorized vaccination center," will be reporting 80% waste of that precious, precious fluid. Of course they are reporting amazing numbers upwards!

[–] 0 pt (edited )

heard someone found a coorelation between luls in vax numbers and then locking down & giving lockdowns credit for less covaids #s even if they only kill %30 with this and the next few jabs, thats enough to justify bringing in our replacements & UN martial law

[–] 0 pt

Someone did the math on the stated # of US vaxxtards and found it was several hundred per second 24/7 since they came out.