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Just repeatedly attack their locks with superglue.

Any and all locks.

A glued lock is absolutely demoralising. You need to remove and replace the lock; cleaning solvents wont do a good enough job to properly free all the pins/mechanisms. Lock protectors get glued too lol. Nothing is safe from sticky bandits. It only takes a squirt or two... And it is very easy + legal to carry a tiny tube everywhere.

I'm not condoning this lightly, I am respectful of property and hard work of others and all that... I'm providing a real strategy to replace the questionable ideas I see scattered around with something that is low risk and highly effective.

P.S. be aware of cameras. Hide your identity, distort your body size, alter your gait.

Just repeatedly attack their locks with superglue. Any and all locks. A glued lock is absolutely demoralising. You need to remove and replace the lock; cleaning solvents wont do a good enough job to properly free all the pins/mechanisms. Lock protectors get glued too lol. Nothing is safe from sticky bandits. It only takes a squirt or two... And it is very easy + legal to carry a tiny tube everywhere. I'm not condoning this lightly, I am respectful of property and hard work of others and all that... I'm providing a real strategy to replace the questionable ideas I see scattered around with something that is low risk and highly effective. P.S. be aware of cameras. Hide your identity, distort your body size, alter your gait.

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[–] • 4 pts

Brilliant! There are tonnes of similar sticky warriors.

The funniest I know of was the toffee bandit, who had destroyed all the parking meters in a small town by jamming toffee bars into the coin slots. I, erm, I mean he, He would've used super glue if he was old enough to buy it in the shops, but they wouldn't sell it to youngsters back then due to an epidemic of glue sniffing.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Sniffing super glue?

[–] • 5 pts

Glue sniffing was a huge thing, yes super glue - any cyanoacrylates. More often referred to as "solvent abuse".

It's incredibly dangerous with fatal outcomes. Trashier than meth which says a lot. FREN2FREN (is F2F an acronym btw? Might be useful) Dont get curious that it may be a hidden hack for cheap drugs. It's not worth it.

If you need to get high go with naturals that have evolved by and alongside us. Beer, ganja, mushies, opium etc. Ultimately none of these are your long term friends though, I'm just suggesting them so you can see my anti-solvents doesnt stem from being anti-drugs.

[–] • 2 pts

Try free basing bellybutton lint.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Glue sniffing was done long for super glues came out which is why I asked. There really isn't the same VOCs in super glue that you had with older stuff which is what got you high.

[–] • 1 pt

Maybe they were afraid of kids gluing their noises shut.

[–] • 0 pt

If kids were gluing their noises shut then the public probably would have been in favor of them

[–] • 0 pt

Haha.

They didnt really tube sniff like a coke head does bumps, they'd empty a tube into a plastic bag then hyperventile to inhale all the fumes from that. The schools would have unconscious kids in the toilet rooms, bleeding out of their noses... Same kids that smoked cigs in the toilet etc.

Ironically, glueing their noses shut might've stopped the little bastards!