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Just repeatedly attack their locks with superglue.

Any and all locks.

A glued lock is absolutely demoralising. You need to remove and replace the lock; cleaning solvents wont do a good enough job to properly free all the pins/mechanisms. Lock protectors get glued too lol. Nothing is safe from sticky bandits. It only takes a squirt or two... And it is very easy + legal to carry a tiny tube everywhere.

I'm not condoning this lightly, I am respectful of property and hard work of others and all that... I'm providing a real strategy to replace the questionable ideas I see scattered around with something that is low risk and highly effective.

P.S. be aware of cameras. Hide your identity, distort your body size, alter your gait.

Just repeatedly attack their locks with superglue. Any and all locks. A glued lock is absolutely demoralising. You need to remove and replace the lock; cleaning solvents wont do a good enough job to properly free all the pins/mechanisms. Lock protectors get glued too lol. Nothing is safe from sticky bandits. It only takes a squirt or two... And it is very easy + legal to carry a tiny tube everywhere. I'm not condoning this lightly, I am respectful of property and hard work of others and all that... I'm providing a real strategy to replace the questionable ideas I see scattered around with something that is low risk and highly effective. P.S. be aware of cameras. Hide your identity, distort your body size, alter your gait.

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[–] • 1 pt

Maybe they were afraid of kids gluing their noises shut.

[–] • 0 pt

If kids were gluing their noises shut then the public probably would have been in favor of them

[–] • 0 pt

Haha.

They didnt really tube sniff like a coke head does bumps, they'd empty a tube into a plastic bag then hyperventile to inhale all the fumes from that. The schools would have unconscious kids in the toilet rooms, bleeding out of their noses... Same kids that smoked cigs in the toilet etc.

Ironically, glueing their noses shut might've stopped the little bastards!

[–] • 2 pts

You'll glue yer noise shut kid! (In best A Christmas Story shopkeeper voice)