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Just repeatedly attack their locks with superglue.

Any and all locks.

A glued lock is absolutely demoralising. You need to remove and replace the lock; cleaning solvents wont do a good enough job to properly free all the pins/mechanisms. Lock protectors get glued too lol. Nothing is safe from sticky bandits. It only takes a squirt or two... And it is very easy + legal to carry a tiny tube everywhere.

I'm not condoning this lightly, I am respectful of property and hard work of others and all that... I'm providing a real strategy to replace the questionable ideas I see scattered around with something that is low risk and highly effective.

P.S. be aware of cameras. Hide your identity, distort your body size, alter your gait.

Just repeatedly attack their locks with superglue. Any and all locks. A glued lock is absolutely demoralising. You need to remove and replace the lock; cleaning solvents wont do a good enough job to properly free all the pins/mechanisms. Lock protectors get glued too lol. Nothing is safe from sticky bandits. It only takes a squirt or two... And it is very easy + legal to carry a tiny tube everywhere. I'm not condoning this lightly, I am respectful of property and hard work of others and all that... I'm providing a real strategy to replace the questionable ideas I see scattered around with something that is low risk and highly effective. P.S. be aware of cameras. Hide your identity, distort your body size, alter your gait.

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[–] • 9 pts

Or go into a store unmasked and start telling people that you have covid.

That'll get 'em riled up. Might force them to close and get everyone tested. What you suggest is vandalism- what I suggest breaks no laws, it simply takes advantage of the insane policies these assholes are adopting and enforcing. This will probably only work in the places that really deserve it, the most hysterical businesses.

And all it takes is a few words to/near a manager/hysterical busybody: "Hi, I just tested positive for covid" while standing 4 feet from someone. You're not invading their space, what you say can't be construed as harassment or a threat if you simply leave it at that. If they ask you to leave, leave or else you're trespassing.

[–] • 4 pts (edited )

This is legitimately flirting with assault charges. Coughing near or towards someone has already received convictions of assault; threatening someone with exposing them to the pandemic virus would almost certainly bring assault charges, maybe even battery and in the wrong state, attempted murder

[–] • 3 pts

I didn't say cough. Or threaten to expose them.

Simply inform them that you may have covid.

You're not lying. You might have it, despite not being sick- after all, it can be asymptomatic!

We need to turn their own bullshit against them. And you can do it without breaking the law or menacing people.

And imagine the attention it'd get if a man was arrested in the USA for simply saying, calmly as he passes a manger, not directed at anyone in particular: "I might have covid." This might help to highlight the absurdity of the hysterical reaction the world is currently undergoing. I would offer myself up for this.

Besides, if they're wearing their mask, you're obeying store policy, and they're probably shot already- what danger are you really posing? Simply by existing, you are stating to the world "I might have covid". I'd love to see a lawyer get ahold of something like this.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

By walking into a place with people and announcing that you have a disease, you are threatening to expose everyone there. This wouldn’t be any less assault than walking into a place and saying “I just sprayed anthrax into the AC.”

Or go into a store unmasked and start telling people that you have covid.

This doesn’t sound like arbitrarily saying “I might have Covid,” or like following store policy of places mandating vax

[–] • 2 pts

Most States have a tip line set up. Just saying.

[–] • 1 pt

Could go in, fake a phone call and be like - I've got covid? Omg everyone in here might be exposed now!

However I don't recommend ever lieing -

[–] • 7 pts

The Christian Identity-type militia that Randy Weaver was involved with did this to a bunch of banks like 20 years ago.

[–] • 4 pts

Brilliant! There are tonnes of similar sticky warriors.

The funniest I know of was the toffee bandit, who had destroyed all the parking meters in a small town by jamming toffee bars into the coin slots. I, erm, I mean he, He would've used super glue if he was old enough to buy it in the shops, but they wouldn't sell it to youngsters back then due to an epidemic of glue sniffing.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Sniffing super glue?

[–] • 5 pts

Glue sniffing was a huge thing, yes super glue - any cyanoacrylates. More often referred to as "solvent abuse".

It's incredibly dangerous with fatal outcomes. Trashier than meth which says a lot. FREN2FREN (is F2F an acronym btw? Might be useful) Dont get curious that it may be a hidden hack for cheap drugs. It's not worth it.

If you need to get high go with naturals that have evolved by and alongside us. Beer, ganja, mushies, opium etc. Ultimately none of these are your long term friends though, I'm just suggesting them so you can see my anti-solvents doesnt stem from being anti-drugs.

[–] • 1 pt

Maybe they were afraid of kids gluing their noises shut.

[–] • 5 pts

Breaking a (toothpick or small piece of wood) off in a lock works well too.

[–] [deleted] • 5 pts (edited )

If all supermarkets became vax only, fellas would probably just stop by at 3AM, smash the windows and take whatever they wanted and trash the place.

Then the policy would quickly change.

Gluing the locks is an interesting way to think, not that I would ever condone such things. I don't really care about dumb shit like "hard work" or some branch covidians property. Whatever it is, he doesn't deserve it anyway.

Like I always used to say, "next time, don't work so hard, dipshit" and "hey, go fuck yourself". lol

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Just don't give them money, that works well enough from what we've seen

[–] • 1 pt

doesn't work nearly well enough if they have enough plebs to cut those with your point of view out and starve your disobedient ass to death

Like the losing libertarian argument that sounds nice, until they replace all your people or all your options with state options, till you don't even have choices. Build your own internet, build your own vax free state. You've been leaving them alone, have they been leaving you alone?

[–] • 2 pts

You can superglue the whole door shut too.

[–] • 5 pts

LOL

Progressive overload... Day 1 you've got a toothpick jamming up your lock, Day 5 the next new lock is toffee barred, day 15 the next next new lock lock is glued day 30 they install remote control wifi military locks, so fuck it, forget the lock, now the whole door has been glued shut. T E R R O R

[–] • 2 pts

I remember this small business once in my hometown. They were selling weird shit. Like weird health shit. Like you could go in their and be hooked up to an oxygen machine. Then they went out of business. Then they had a sign up on their door that basically said fuck y’all for not supporting our business. I thought it was funny

[–] • 0 pt

Hey now. I have access to pure oxygen and that stuff is legit. Breathing that for even a few seconds can make you feel really good. I don't drink, but I've heard it really helps with hangovers. I do know it helps you feel more energized and alert.

[–] • 1 pt

Any negative draw backs?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Now what would happen if you breathed 100 percent oxygen? In guinea pigs exposed to 100 percent oxygen at normal air pressure for 48 hours, fluid accumulates in the lungs and the epithelial cells lining the alveoli. In addition, the pulmonary capillaries get damaged. A highly reactive form of the oxygen molecule, called the oxygen free radical, which destroys proteins and membranes in the epithelial cells, probably causes this damage. In humans breathing 100 percent oxygen at normal pressure, here's what happens:

  • Fluid accumulates in the lungs.
  • Gas flow across the alveoli slows down, meaning that the person has to breathe more to get enough oxygen.
  • Chest pains occur during deep breathing.
  • The total volume of exchangeable air in the lung decreases by 17 percent.
  • Mucus plugs local areas of collapsed alveoli -- a condition called atelectasis. The oxygen trapped in the plugged alveoli gets absorbed into the blood, no gas is left to keep the plugged alveoli inflated, and they collapse. Mucus plugs are normal, but they are cleared by coughing. If alveoli become plugged while breathing air, the nitrogen trapped in the alveoli keeps them inflated.

The astronauts in the Gemini and Apollo programs breathed 100 percent oxygen at reduced pressure for up to two weeks with no problems. In contrast, when 100 percent oxygen is breathed under high pressure (more than four times that of atmospheric pressure), acute oxygen poisoning can occur with these symptoms:

  • Nausea
  • Dizziness
  • Muscle twitches
  • Blurred vision
  • Seizures/convulsions

Such high oxygen pressures can be experienced by military SCUBA divers using rebreathing devices, divers being treated for the bends in hyperbaric chambers or patients being treated for acute carbon monoxide poisoning. These patients must be carefully monitored during treatment.

When I did it, it was from a 500 CCM fixed-flow regulator, a good 6 inches away from my face. The actual O2 concentration I'm breathing isn't nearly as high as it comes from the tank. Only used it to help with hangovers, it's no longer useful to me in that way.

[–] • 1 pt

distort your body size

rofl

[–] • 0 pt

Not sure why this is funny. Stuffing your clothes with padding has kept a large number of criminals off the radar

[–] • 1 pt

I understand that. It's still funny to think about. I'm thinking about a looney toons type deal. We've all seen them where their bodies flip between this that and the other shape.

[–] • 0 pt

Lol ok, I thought you were laughing at the legitimacy of the idea

[–] • 1 pt

more ideas please

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

muh nigga, this was the answer I was going to give.

Another lock option I like because it's quick and there's nothing on you then. If you get stopped a block later with a tube of glue in your pocket... https://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/killer-key/

[–] • 0 pt

lock picking lawyer on jewtube shows how killer keys can easily be extracted from locks.