I care.
Unless you don't like Candy Corn. Then you're an unwashed heathen.
Candy corn sucks dude. It’s like shittiest candy. The only good thing about it is it signifies that October is upon us which of course kicks off the 5 holiday party. Halloween-scary shit which I love. Thanksgiving get to see family which I love. My birthday. Christmas. And New Years. Plus the weathers getting cool and everything is dying. Fucking awesome. Fuck the summer and fuck the spring. Fall and winter is where it’s at. Sorry for my French
Yeah, if you're going to like candy like a child, at least like good candy.
So many candy corn haters. The gods will not be pleased.
You know what crappy seasonal candy is good? Those little hearts around Valentine’s Day. Whatever those are. I always buy a couple boxes. You know what seasonal candy is awesome though. Those chocolate eggs around Easter. They’ve got like a milky shell they always come in purple bags. Those things are aweosme these right here https://www.cadburyusa.com/content/dam/cadbury/en_us/images/products/34000_05665_000_Item_Front.png mmmmm So good. I’m not even that big of a chocolate fan but I load up every Easter
Candy corn is gross by itself, but have some roasted peanuts with it and it tastes just like a Payday bar. I’ll just buy a Payday bar.
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