I used to use my bills to snort blow. Everything is gross when you think about it. Everyday everybody is taking shits. Digging in their nose and ears. Cumming. Touching their genitals or somebody else’s. It’s everywhere. The trick is to not think about it
He licks his fingers before touching his balls.
One time I used shampoo to jerk off that was a bad idea. It got in my dick hole and set it on fire
If it caused your dick hole to feel on fire, it's because you had a mild UTI. FYI. Always piss after ejaculation.
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