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Today in the supermarket a demented senior citizen licked his fingers before taking the money from his wallet. The cashier got scared as shit and said to fuck off. I don't understand why these idiots always lick their fingers before counting money.

Today in the supermarket a demented senior citizen licked his fingers before taking the money from his wallet. The cashier got scared as shit and said to fuck off. I don't understand why these idiots always lick their fingers before counting money.

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[–] [deleted] 6 pts

Because it's easier to get the bills out.

I guarantee the grossest thing on that cash ISN'T the tiny bit of saliva left from thumbing through cash. Fear of spit. For fucks sake.

[–] 3 pts

We know this for a certainty- the vast majority of currency is coated in all kinds of filth. I think they tested around 1 million different bills of various denominations- they found traces of drugs on most of them.

They found human shit on almost every single bill.

When you touch money, wash your hands afterward. Don't touch your face until you've cleaned your hands.

[–] 0 pt

Well that makes sense, since I wipe my ass with dollar bills and put them back in my wallet.

[–] 1 pt

Hahahah!

Seriously though, most humans are filthy. Always got shit on their hands. This is why you should never touch your face with unwashed hands. You'll catch a sickness.

Oh btw what does wearing a mask for 8-12 hours a day force you to do frequently? Touch.... your face? HMMMM...