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Today in the supermarket a demented senior citizen licked his fingers before taking the money from his wallet. The cashier got scared as shit and said to fuck off. I don't understand why these idiots always lick their fingers before counting money.

Today in the supermarket a demented senior citizen licked his fingers before taking the money from his wallet. The cashier got scared as shit and said to fuck off. I don't understand why these idiots always lick their fingers before counting money.

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[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

Because it's easier to get the bills out.

I guarantee the grossest thing on that cash ISN'T the tiny bit of saliva left from thumbing through cash. Fear of spit. For fucks sake.

[–] • 3 pts

We know this for a certainty- the vast majority of currency is coated in all kinds of filth. I think they tested around 1 million different bills of various denominations- they found traces of drugs on most of them.

They found human shit on almost every single bill.

When you touch money, wash your hands afterward. Don't touch your face until you've cleaned your hands.

[–] • 0 pt

Well that makes sense, since I wipe my ass with dollar bills and put them back in my wallet.

[–] • 1 pt

Hahahah!

Seriously though, most humans are filthy. Always got shit on their hands. This is why you should never touch your face with unwashed hands. You'll catch a sickness.

Oh btw what does wearing a mask for 8-12 hours a day force you to do frequently? Touch.... your face? HMMMM...

[–] • 6 pts

That's nothing my Pops used to blow his nose real good into a handkerchief that went back into his pocket. Carried that snot with him everywhere.

[–] • 3 pts

I lick my fingers after I shake somebody’s hand. I do it in front of them and stare them right in the eyes while I do it. I want them to know I mean business

[–] • 3 pts

If you have dry skin and fresh bills, it's really the only way to comfortably get them apart.

The amount of bacteria (and cocaine) in bills should scare you long before the act of someone getting a dribble of spittle on them.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Today in the supermarket a demented senior citizen licked his fingers before taking the money from his wallet. The cashier got scared as shit and said to fuck off. I don't understand why these idiots always lick their fingers before counting money.

I think you answered your own question. Thanks for the tip!

[–] • 0 pt

I pay for everything in bananas

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

One time I saw a woman pull out a 20 out of her bra and handed it to the cashier.

[–] • 1 pt

One can lose tactile sensation as a part of aging. DAMHIKIJKOK.

[–] • 0 pt

This is just gross.

[–] • 1 pt

Your dick is gross let me see it anyways though since you have it out

[–] • 0 pt

What's gross is he probably licked his fingers again after touching the bills.

[–] • 0 pt

I used to use my bills to snort blow. Everything is gross when you think about it. Everyday everybody is taking shits. Digging in their nose and ears. Cumming. Touching their genitals or somebody else’s. It’s everywhere. The trick is to not think about it

[–] • 0 pt

I’ve seen people do that too. Even though I’m not irrationally scared of a cough, I don’t want stranger’s spit on me either. That’s nasty. I’m idk why they do it.

[–] • 1 pt

traces of saliva, dried or otherwise, is one of the more benign things on the average bill.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Who here has never gotten a woman's spit on his dick? Or your own in a woman's various body parts? Oh, the horror!

/I could use some horror right about now.

[–] • 1 pt

those bills in your wallet are throughly infused with nigger grease.

[–] • 0 pt

How is that what's bothering you?... That shit is unbelievably common.