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I won't though. I'm an adult.

I won't though. I'm an adult.

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[–] • 6 pts

A lot of dickless and otherwise physically unimpressive and emasculated men buy motorcycles and cars with loud exhaust systems as a way to peacock and get attention. I like the way a lot of these sunken chest corporate types suddenly become outlaw biker types in their 40's.

[–] • 2 pts

outlaw biker types

Land pirate dress up

[–] • 4 pts

You could be an adult and ask him to adjust his habits slightly?

[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

I told you he is a fucking cunt. If he wasn't a cunt he wouldn't be making all this noise. Every fucking day making noise with his cunt cycle. Fucking faggot. The only solution is to call the cops on him, or break his fucking legs.

[–] • 1 pt

Dude is right. You could just talk to the guy. You’re assuming he’s a cunt because he likes riding motorcycles and his bike is loud. Most bikes are. So instead of talking to a guy and handling situation like a man you’re acting like a faggot and a pussy. You’re a ball-less fruit that wishes death on someone that doesn’t even know that he’s doing something wrong. So your option is to call the cops which is such a cunt move , or to break his legs which you’ll never do being a pussy and all.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Dude is right. You could just talk to the guy. You’re assuming he’s a cunt because he likes riding motorcycles and his bike is loud. Most bikes are. So instead of talking to a guy and handling situation like a man you’re acting like a faggot and a pussy. You’re a ball-less fruit that wishes death on someone that doesn’t even know that he’s doing something wrong.

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So your option is to call the cops which is such a cunt move , or to break his legs which you’ll never do being a pussy and all.

The biker would kick his peachy little ass.

[–] • 2 pts

I had that neighbor too, and he went to work at 5AM. He would motor down the street leaving car alarms blaring in his wake. It was epic. I'm sure he was a decent guy and just couldn't hear the alarms. On further reflection, I am sure he could not hear at all.

[–] • 2 pts

When they rev their rice rockets up against the RPM limiter directly in front of your house is when you know they are deliberately trying to be assholes.

[–] • 1 pt

Call the police and make a noise complaint after 10:00 PM (or whatever time is the cutoff where you live). Keep doing it and the police will get annoyed having to go out there and will begin issuing tickets to him. Get the neighborhood in on it too.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Thanks for the idea. I was thinking about that, but I really hate bothering the police. Winter is coming soon though, so he'll stop then. I really hope one day he crashes his bike into a pole, and dies, and his organs save the lives of other people. Ah-ha-ha.

[–] • 1 pt

Start it up now, then start it up again in the spring.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

but I really hate bothering the police

You're a turbo faggot neck yourself

[–] • 0 pt

This is the gayest post on poal

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt (edited )

Democrat or a jewish republican? Edit: Never mind, Since you posted in Australia I will assume you are an Australian who enjoys camping.

[–] • 0 pt

None of the above. Hard working father who has to wake up early for work and needs his damn sleep.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Must live in a warmer climate where your house does not have much insulation.

[–] • 0 pt

Put potatoes in his exhaust pipes. That will muffle the sound and fry the motor.

[–] • 0 pt

It won't 'fry the motor', tard, it will simply prevent it from starting.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Place a neck high piece of thin, braided wire across the street between the hours of 9PM and 6AM.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Install a massive muffler in the dead of night. Use JB weld just to add that extra little bit of fuck-you.

[–] • 0 pt

Mow your grass and blow it onto the street

[–] • 0 pt

Call the police and file the complaint, because that IS against the Law. IF the LAW does not stop it, buy a 100 ft rope and string it across the road. Right and justice will prevail.

[–] • 1 pt

Not against the law everywhere. I could ride a loud ass bike up and down my road all night if i wanted. I could shoot guns all night, have my radio blaring, run a fucking chainsaw, whatever i want and nobody would be able to say shit about it. But im not a faggot so i dont do such things.

[–] • 1 pt

Rope is visible, plus you might decapitate an innocent riding a quiet bike.

Use galvanized steel wire, stainless is too shiny.

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