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Just kidding! I was fat, old, and had the flu. Pray for me, sinners.

Just kidding! I was fat, old, and had the flu. Pray for me, sinners.

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It's too late for me, fren

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DescendWithAnus

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EXPANDYOURHORIZONSANDANUSES

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#PrayForAnus_Expander

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Even G_d hates me, so, don't bother

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#Anus_ExpanderStealsTheosJokes

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ThenCopyrightThemAndSueMe,Nigger

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I died from it too! We're like brothers!

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Dude so did I! Except it was tomorrow, and my neck broke from severe trauma in an automobile accident. That darn COVID gets you every time amirite.

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my neck broke from severe trauma

those goddamn respirators, tsk tsk

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Oh man, that really sucks. I know, the 'vids will get you when you least expect it. Can I have your guitar?

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I just recently got rid of my guitar, wasn't for me turns out. That was like, I don't know, 18 years ago. You can have my pog collection though.

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We, the dead, are envied by the living

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Indeed, for the dead simply are and do not have the problems of the living.

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I got 99 problems, and being alive ain't one of 'em

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I had a mild dry cough for 2-3 days. No respirator needed.