Odysseus and his men broke into the Cyclops's crib, got drunk off his booze and ate all his cheeses and meats.
Those thieving Greek faggots deserved to be eaten and Odysseus was the biggest cuck of all time, going to a war halfway around the known world over someone elses chick, leaving his wife at home alone so a bunch of horny bulls can fight over her.
What a queer.
This is highly accurate. Meanwhile Achilleus wouldn't even put on his pants until Agamemnon returned his concubine, untouched.
I lol'd. You are right, but it doesn't discount the 3 following sentences.
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