ever get a tract in lieu of tip? or " I gave to the Lord today"? The really insulting ones look like a folded bill and have bible verses on the inside. How ignorant do you have to be to not know that would piss someone off?
I worked with a guy, Larry. We were work buddies and would joke around every night. He started telling cheapskates that his name was (my name) and to be sure to ask for him when they came back. Sure enough, the manager would say I got a call party, Id walk up to a table of people I didnt recognize and they'd be like "youre not so and so"? Then one time Larry walked by and they said "there he is!'. I figured out what was happening. Fukn guy got me good.
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