Leave your husband, and shack up with me. I have several months of supplies, including Stagg chili, jasmine rice, and ChipsAhoy cookies.
What about me?
I have a whole closet full of Spam, two cartons of BumbleBee tuna and a case of DAK hams.
Can I move in with you? (no homo).
When there is a surplus of Chicken of the Sea chunked tuna, when people realize it's inedible, bumblebee tuna will be gold. The CotS light chunked will be with us for decades after the decline.
Gresham's law says that it will be the most exchanged. At first 100 cans of CotS will buy you a bumblebee, then it will be 1000, with no sign of the inflation ending.
Faggot. I remember when this whole thing started though. It was about a month before it got here.(america) and I told Everyone I knew to go stock up cause it’s gonna get here eventually. Everyone laughed or rolled their eyes or blew me off. Then half those people texted me later saying the stores were empty. It felt good to be vindicated. I could have stayed in my apartment for 3-4 months on all the stuff I bought. Except toilet paper. Who the hell saw that coming. I had to wipe my ass with paper towels for a long time. Even my head shop Was selling it lol
Love? Oh, I can't do that.
It was around this point that Nancy noticed the screenname of who she was speaking to, and decided living in a bunker was not the life for her.
Hop in my Chrysler it's as big as a whale... And it's about to set SAIL!
You bastard. How many more alt right sluts must I share you with?
WAIT! She hasn't yet agreed to anything...let's talk about this.
Smooth.
At least I tried, but I know it will end in failure.
That’s cause you’re dickless
Nobody wants to shack up with you. You have no dick. You’re like a Barbie doll.
Worse...Barbie is at least pretty
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