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Vax Pessure Fail

Husband's weak vaxxed friend of over 20 years called to remind us that the vaxxers will blame us and we won't be allowed A, B or C. After a few minutes I told him "The vax is the variant and we'll be fine. The vax destroys your immune system. " Silence from him. He quickly rang off. Turned to my husband "He is not welcome here because he's typhoid Mary now. You put us at risk by inviting him,." I'm in the "dog house" for rejecting his buddy.

Husband's weak vaxxed friend of over 20 years called to remind us that the vaxxers will blame us and we won't be allowed A, B or C. After a few minutes I told him "The vax is the variant and we'll be fine. The vax destroys your immune system. " Silence from him. He quickly rang off. Turned to my husband "He is not welcome here because he's typhoid Mary now. You put us at risk by inviting him,." I'm in the "dog house" for rejecting his buddy.

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[–] • 15 pts

Leave your husband, and shack up with me. I have several months of supplies, including Stagg chili, jasmine rice, and ChipsAhoy cookies.

[–] [deleted] • 8 pts (edited )

Love Shack? Love shack baaabyyy.

[–] • 5 pts

What about me?

I have a whole closet full of Spam, two cartons of BumbleBee tuna and a case of DAK hams.

Can I move in with you? (no homo).

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

When there is a surplus of Chicken of the Sea chunked tuna, when people realize it's inedible, bumblebee tuna will be gold. The CotS light chunked will be with us for decades after the decline.

Gresham's law says that it will be the most exchanged. At first 100 cans of CotS will buy you a bumblebee, then it will be 1000, with no sign of the inflation ending.

[–] • 0 pt

Faggot. I remember when this whole thing started though. It was about a month before it got here.(america) and I told Everyone I knew to go stock up cause it’s gonna get here eventually. Everyone laughed or rolled their eyes or blew me off. Then half those people texted me later saying the stores were empty. It felt good to be vindicated. I could have stayed in my apartment for 3-4 months on all the stuff I bought. Except toilet paper. Who the hell saw that coming. I had to wipe my ass with paper towels for a long time. Even my head shop Was selling it lol

[–] • 3 pts

Love? Oh, I can't do that.

[–] • 5 pts

It was around this point that Nancy noticed the screenname of who she was speaking to, and decided living in a bunker was not the life for her.

[–] • 0 pt

Hop in my Chrysler it's as big as a whale... And it's about to set SAIL!

[–] • 2 pts

You bastard. How many more alt right sluts must I share you with?

[–] • 0 pt

WAIT! She hasn't yet agreed to anything...let's talk about this.

[–] • 1 pt

Smooth.

[–] • 2 pts

At least I tried, but I know it will end in failure.

[–] • 0 pt

That’s cause you’re dickless

[–] • 0 pt

Nobody wants to shack up with you. You have no dick. You’re like a Barbie doll.

[–] • 0 pt

Worse...Barbie is at least pretty

[–] • 5 pts

I've learned to just STFU. When I'm asked my graphene spike protein status I reply, I don't talk about it. It only leads to that outcome. I even said that to a doctor. Admitting anything these days is dangerous. I won't answer calls from a phone number I don't recognize. I leave my car in the garage so if Xiden's goon squad comes knocking on doors, they won't know if I'm here.

[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

Usually I STFU but I got sick and tired of him calling here hooting about how great he is because muh vax. Don't care about him; but SpouseAnon's actions.

[–] • 6 pts

In that case, I agree. He's become obnoxious and is looking for a conflict.

Wife and have lost nearly all our friends over this. We knew it was going to happen.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

The sheep need a warning label .

[–] • 2 pts

They were never your true friends to begin with.

[–] • 2 pts

At least you are in it together. Some couples are probably getting divorced over this, like they did over trump lol

[–] • 1 pt

Tell him you combine acupuncture and vaccines, tell him you look like a pin cushion on Saturdays. On Sundays the toxins leave your body covering you in a glowing sheen of poison juice.

[–] • 2 pts

How glow niggers are made.

[–] • 0 pt

Keeps the mosquitoes at bay.

[–] • 0 pt

My dad got the vaccine and just got covid a day or two ago. So what’s the point of a vaccine (besides making pharmaceutical companies rich) if it doesn’t work to begin with. My mom wants me to get it but I told her the same thing and she knows I’ll argue all Day lol

[–] • 4 pts

When people ask if I'm vaccinated, I tell them I don't talk politics.

[–] • 0 pt

I tell them I’m already retarded

[–] • 0 pt

The vaccine pushing is simple. Democrats are in bed with big pharma. What’s more profitable, 70% of the population being vaccinated or 100%. Same reason they will not allow medical Exemptions. Fuck the people who have bad side effects. It’s worth the cost. The lawsuits won’t cost as much as forcing vaccines will pay. Why would you do it anyways it’s still not passed testing

[–] • 0 pt

There wouldn't be any lawsuits, because pharma companies are exempt from any liability for vaccines.

[–] • 0 pt

Clinical trials ends April 11 2023.

[–] • 1 pt

I leave all my lights on cause global warming and I want to waste electricity. I also throw all my grocery bags in the ocean so all The whales and sea turtles choke on them and die

[–] • 5 pts

Typhoid Mary! Holy shit I wish women like you were the norm. White America would be on the rise. Tell the truth at all times.

[–] • 4 pts

Just say you're vaccinated, what are they going to do? Put a magnet on your arm to prove it?

[–] • 2 pts

Thats like a straight person going to a gay bar while pretending to be gay, because you dont want people to think you're straight, while inside you are telling yourself "bro, im so straight, they'll never find out." In the end, you're still acting like a faggot. A cock-gobbling faggot.

[–] • 2 pts

Then you can blend in with other faggots, mission accomplished.

[–] • 4 pts

Why the fuck would you want to blend in with faggots?

[–] • 0 pt

Its circular- like a wedding ring.

[–] • 4 pts

Sometimes doing what's right makes other people hate us. Take comfort in knowing you did the right thing to protect yourself and your family, and that there are people out there that understand your reasons.

[–] • 3 pts

Good for you!

About that doghouse: can I offer some unsolicited advice? In general I don't dictate what my husband is allowed to do or who he is allowed to associate with, but I DO clearly state boundaries I have for MYSELF and it seems to work much better Luckily we don't butt heads on much, but when we do I've found something more like "I don't want to be in the same room with ____ ever again, so if you invite him over again, make sure you tell me in advance so I can be busy somewhere else" is a better way of handling something like this situation you describe than giving him an ultimatum.

When I was younger I might have done what you describe, but as I've gotten older I have found this to be a better way. Similar with unwanted behaviors: if he's having a bad day and isn't speaking to me with kindness, I've discovered that asking "do you think this is an appropriate tone of voice to use with your wife in response to this situation?" Goes WAY further than the silent treatment or being rude in response or saying "don't talk to me like that!" in response.

I'm not a doormat or anything. He definitely knows my preferences on things and with virtually no exceptions he tries to be the type of man I find most attractive, but making an effort to never tell him who he has to be or what he has to do has made my life and our marriage so much better.

He knows I find adult men that play video games absolutely pathetic and repulsive just from conversations we've had over the years. But I never told him he wasn't allowed to play them in front of me, or that I would break up with him if he did. The result is that without me having to ask, he never plays them or even reads about them in front of me, and he only ever breaks out his college console when I'm traveling to visit my family without him. I never have to see him doing it, and 99% of the rest of the time he is a man engaged in activities I find respectable lol.

[–] • 0 pt

Tell the truth, you beat him.

[–] • 1 pt

Lol, no, but I do make sure he is happy, and that he feels supported and loved every day. In turn he tries to return the favor. It isn't rocket science for two adults to figure out how to have a mutually beneficial and rewarding life together if it's what they both want.

[–] • 3 pts

Hold the line sister!

[–] • 2 pts

Never heard of a woman being in the dog house. You sure they arent butt buddies?

[–] • 1 pt

Last night I almost killed 20 people. It was fucking scary. I was standing there , in a bar, without my mask on, when suddenly and without warning, I realized what I was doing.

I immediately grabbed my beer off of the bar counter, and saved everyone.

I'm a hero I guess. I didn't set out to almost kill 20 people by not wearing a mask, but the last thing I did, grabbing my beer off of the counter, saved them all.

[–] • 0 pt

Well if you sit down the virus can't get you.

[–] • 0 pt

You can’t be in the dog house if you are a woman