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Just Made Blueberry Jam that I picked in my drive way.

Also made Strawberry Rhubarb Jam that I picked from my garden. Unfortunately I didn’t boil the rhubarb jam long enough. Instead of stirring for 69minutes I only did it for 48 so it’s a little syrupy! FUCKING Democrats!!

I also took a 5 gallon bucket of Pacific Ocean water and made salt on my Woodstove. All I did was let it simmer for 5 days and I got 8ounces of salt! Fucking BIDEN salt tax would have let me have 10ounces but NOOOoooooo

Traffic?? What fucking traffic? If I see 5 cars to the grocery store I’m wondering who died?

The snow niggers?? Well there’s snow and I just through potato vodka at them to keep them calm.

Taxes? What fucking taxes? I get money back, except this year the democrats ruined it and I’m only going to get 500$ the fucking cunts (as my Aussie friend would say)

Fuck Colorado.

Just Made Blueberry Jam that I picked in my drive way. Also made Strawberry Rhubarb Jam that I picked from my garden. Unfortunately I didn’t boil the rhubarb jam long enough. Instead of stirring for 69minutes I only did it for 48 so it’s a little syrupy! FUCKING Democrats!! I also took a 5 gallon bucket of Pacific Ocean water and made salt on my Woodstove. All I did was let it simmer for 5 days and I got 8ounces of salt! Fucking BIDEN salt tax would have let me have 10ounces but NOOOoooooo Traffic?? What fucking traffic? If I see 5 cars to the grocery store I’m wondering who died? The snow niggers?? Well there’s snow and I just through potato vodka at them to keep them calm. Taxes? What fucking taxes? I get money back, except this year the democrats ruined it and I’m only going to get 500$ the fucking cunts (as my Aussie friend would say) Fuck Colorado.

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FUKEN Dem0rats! If only I had global warming! Seriously though I drive a 1970’s pick up that gets 9miles to the gallon. My neighborhood is warm.

Speaking of warm I’m drinking Jameson and just stacked 2 cords of wood for winter. Don’t cheat, how big is a cord of wood?

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About yay big.

I dunno.

My ex-box was in Anchorage during the big one of '64.

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Cool! We will probably have another big one soon

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A cord of wood is 5’ diameter, 8’ long? We used to get slab wood when I was a kid, so it sure looked big as my bros and I hauled it from gramps cutting it to dad stacking it

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Pretty damn close. It's 4' by 4' by 8' which is a lot of wood. Most trucks beds don't actually hold an entire cord. it's a myth. Around these parts we watch carefully anyone whom claims they have a cord of wood

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Aha that makes sense. I was a foot+ shorter then ahah. Wanted to say 10’, we hauled ours on a trailer ofc