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I'm craving it like a pregnant woman.

I'm craving it like a pregnant woman.

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[–] • 5 pts

I don't even eat mayonnaise, queso dips, or salad dressings from the store anymore. It's all fucking soybean oil. Even the mayo that says it's made with Olive Oil is a mix of olive oil and soybean oil.

[–] • 4 pts

Mayo is one of the absolute easiest things to make. Takes about 30 seconds with an immersion blender, a glass 2 cup measuring cup, an egg, oil, lemon juice, and garlic. Excuse me, gotta go make some Mayo. Mmmmm

[–] • 2 pts

I make my own food. For that reason.

[–] • 0 pt

Non vegetable oil mayo is expensive, it's made with avocado oil.

[–] • 3 pts

Learn to bake. I have. I can whip up a yellow cake in ten minutes. My cinnamon twirls are to die for. Butter icing? I'm your go-to guy. Apple crisp? Damn, that's good. And healthy, because ... apples. Cookies, cookies, cookies, you'll never believe how many delicious cookies you can mix and bake in under an hour. I've never tried a cheesecake, but if I liked it as much as you do, I'd just mix one up.

[–] • 4 pts

How many ovens would you need for 6 gorillion cookies?

[–] • 1 pt

Asking the important questions.

[–] • 0 pt

You make the cake and I'll bring the homemade ice cream.

[–] • 0 pt

It takes hours to do a cheesecake properly I can't pay that much attention.

Plus there's so much fat in a cheesecake I likely wouldn't eat it. I want to get below 8% BF again and it's ridiculously hard at this point.

[–] • 6 pts

Do you have an instapot?

There are recipes all over. That you can follow.

It's super easy and doesn't take hours.

Learn to cook for yourself or stop complaining about all the faggot shit they put in prepackaged food.

[–] • 0 pt

go eat one thats been made properly then go back to your 5 minute philly cheese slop with vanilla in it and slapped in the fridge.

proper cheesecake takes hours.

[–] • 0 pt

Honestly a cheesecake in the oven isn't that hard. If you can follow directions you can do it. I made my wife homemade spaghetti and new york cheesecake the first time we did a date at my place. And I was all of 19 and not in any way cooking inclined.

[–] • 0 pt

Baking is the easiest thing you can do, as long as you follow the fucking directions (and your oven isn't shit)

Cooking is an art, baking is a science.

[–] • -2 pt

You sound like a woman. Baking sweets is so feminine. You are a faggot

[–] • 2 pts

Get your wife to make it, faggot Or stop craving like a fagguete.

In all seriousness though, your body probably needs calcium, or maybe just sheer calories. If you are desperate, spread some organic cream cheese on graham crackers and top it with strawberries

[–] • 1 pt

It's definitely just calories. Sub 10% is hard. 8% is grueling. I'm going for 6%.

If you are desperate, spread some organic cream cheese on graham crackers and top it with strawberries

Lazy-man's cheesecake

rofl

[–] • 2 pts

Try the recipe. You are welcome!

Dude, don’t go 6%. Why the fuck are you trying that anyway? That’s like what those freaks in mr. Olympia or something do. I have recently learned that it’s healthy for men to be 12-15% bf. I know you will say I wanna believe this because I’m a fat fuck, but honestly im really into health. I want healthy living and longevity, and very low bf is antithetical to that

[–] • 0 pt

No I won't say that because 12-15 is healthy. I just want it because it's cool to say that and not be 15. If I were 15 again I could do it in a heart beat.

[–] • 1 pt

Instapot cheesecake is so easy even I can do it.

[–] • -1 pt

YOU ARE A DICK

[–] • 0 pt

BASED

[–] • 1 pt

Dickcheese cake?

[–] • 1 pt

I just discovered this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVp7uqB3V8

Three ingredients: yogurt, egg and a tablespoon or two of corn starch.

Flavour as required.

[–] • 1 pt

Just make your own!

They're dead fucking simple and delicious to boot

I can post my wifes recipe if you need

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Would love to have a recipe.

[–] • 1 pt

Cheesecake is not difficult to make; there are many recipes, and you can make it to your own liking - I make my own cheesecake because of the crap they sell in grocery stores.

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[–] • 1 pt

Almost everything processed these days has some form (or multiple forms) of soy and / or canola oil in it. I recently went to sprouts and was loading my cart with heat and eat meals and decided to check the labels just in case (You'd think a place like sprouts was health conscious) and yep, everything they offered had some combination of soy/canola in it.

[–] • 1 pt

Why don’t you try eating the flesh of a liberal instead. Just don’t eat the brains assuming there’s anything there in the first place

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