Bro what? I've known many people who owned monkeys. Capuchin mainly. I had a squirrel monkey. Slept on my neck but crapped on me as well. Had to give him Vitamin D every day cause they need sun and he made an awful face when he drank it. Fave food was grapes. They are extremely intelligent. He escaped once and ate every banana spider in the yard. He loved small birds and always ate the feet first. With lizards it was always head first. He'd bite you if he didn't like you but I bonded well with him. My brother used to terrorize him so "Bamboo" hated him. Now they cost at least $3000 and prob'ly illegal anyway. Love all the regulations nowadays, can't even get me a Serval Cat without some stupid permit. Had several wolf dogs, they are amazing. Used to visit a guy down the road who had a tiger, two leopards, one mountain lion, and two bobcats. I pet the tiger.