My grandma almost died to blood clots the other day. Most likely if she waited another day. I know I’m gonna die quicker than I have to. My procrastinating ass, gonna be having a heart attack one day. I’ll tell myself. Ehhh I’ll go the doctor tomorrow. Then tommorow I’ll say I don’t feel like dealing with FUCKING TRAFFIC. Just like all those times I thought I was overdosing. Fuck it I’ll say. Then I’ll be back with my lord raining destruction down on you beasts from the heavens. She had a lot of boood clots wtf. And they were so big. I never seen blood clots. They’re exactly what they sound like. Like that dried up ketchup around the top of the ketchup bottle.
My grandma almost died to blood clots the other day. Most likely if she waited another day. I know I’m gonna die quicker than I have to. My procrastinating ass, gonna be having a heart attack one day. I’ll tell myself. Ehhh I’ll go the doctor tomorrow. Then tommorow I’ll say I don’t feel like dealing with FUCKING TRAFFIC. Just like all those times I thought I was overdosing. Fuck it I’ll say. Then I’ll be back with my lord raining destruction down on you beasts from the heavens. She had a lot of boood clots wtf. And they were so big. I never seen blood clots. They’re exactly what they sound like. Like that dried up ketchup around the top of the ketchup bottle.
Never send me your dick pic.
Never send me your dick pic.
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