My godmother left me her Mercedes 190e it caught fire right after she died of lung cancer. The same year Nikki Lauda died.
How did the car catch fire
Electrical fire after her husband parked it.
That’s what I’m talking about though. At least it was a car. It wasn’t some useless crap. Not only do I got my crap that I bought. I got the crap that others gave me through Christmas or birthdays or whatever. THEN I GOT GENERATIONAL CRAP. THAT ILL BE GUILTED INTO TAKING. FUCK IT ALL BURN IT ALL
That was god punishing her offspring for all poor innocent tobbaco plants she incinerated over the decades.
Maybe.
You know what happened when my grandma died? It was the day of her funeral. My shitty druggie cousin had built her a chins cabinet. All the China she had collected over the years. All the antique stuff. Well this cabinet collapsed the day she died and broke a ton of it. It broke my aunts heart. Like I said though. Less shit the better. My parents have all Kinds of expensive crap that I don’t want. This big ass painting of a farm. These old clocks. Hopefully I can make My sister take them they’ve been in the family forever. If I have to take those stupid fucking clocks. Every night at 12 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING. I swear to god I’ll smash it to pieces
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