You know what happened when my grandma died? It was the day of her funeral. My shitty druggie cousin had built her a chins cabinet. All the China she had collected over the years. All the antique stuff. Well this cabinet collapsed the day she died and broke a ton of it. It broke my aunts heart. Like I said though. Less shit the better. My parents have all Kinds of expensive crap that I don’t want. This big ass painting of a farm. These old clocks. Hopefully I can make My sister take them they’ve been in the family forever. If I have to take those stupid fucking clocks. Every night at 12 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING. I swear to god I’ll smash it to pieces
I have a bunch of silver silverware as my inheritance. It's appraised at $240k.
Isn't it funny how things happen. When the original engine in my car let go, a day earlier the key fob broke as well.
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