If I win the lottery I’m gonna have the best van the world has ever seen.
Grape van?
Do you ever find yourself wandering around your home, looking at everything you own, thinking “I wish this shit would all catch fire”. I have this fantasy at least once a month. It has to catch fire. That’s the only way you’ll be rid of it. If you go through picking things you’ll pick all sorts of insignificant crap like that hat youve been holding onto for ten years because it was the last gift your dead grandmother ever got you.
My godmother left me her Mercedes 190e it caught fire right after she died of lung cancer. The same year Nikki Lauda died.
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