That was god punishing her offspring for all poor innocent tobbaco plants she incinerated over the decades.
Maybe.
You know what happened when my grandma died? It was the day of her funeral. My shitty druggie cousin had built her a chins cabinet. All the China she had collected over the years. All the antique stuff. Well this cabinet collapsed the day she died and broke a ton of it. It broke my aunts heart. Like I said though. Less shit the better. My parents have all Kinds of expensive crap that I don’t want. This big ass painting of a farm. These old clocks. Hopefully I can make My sister take them they’ve been in the family forever. If I have to take those stupid fucking clocks. Every night at 12 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING. I swear to god I’ll smash it to pieces
I have a bunch of silver silverware as my inheritance. It's appraised at $240k.
Isn't it funny how things happen. When the original engine in my car let go, a day earlier the key fob broke as well.
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