wtf bro?
I was actually sober. I blame the sleep aid
A few days after a Ambien night, I had a 55-gallon drum of 'personal lubricant', and 16 Bavarian cuckoo clocks delivered to my house. At first I was upset, but I have since made very good use of it all.
What did you do with the Bavarian cuckoo clocks?
Pregnant man emojis, my dude. I'm getting in on an emerging market
I can't wait to get them on my phone, gonna harass everyone I know
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