WTF a breast pump???? | Poal: Say what you want.

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I have gotton into the habit of Immediately killing anything with an add.

I'm not sure if I've broken youtubes algorithm or not. I just caught the beginning of an ad for a breast pump before I killed the window.

I'm old and male.......

Edit: I know what a breast pump is used for. What I want to know is why I was targeted for the ad.

I have gotton into the habit of Immediately killing anything with an add. I'm not sure if I've broken youtubes algorithm or not. I just caught the beginning of an ad for a breast pump before I killed the window. I'm old and male....... Edit: I know what a breast pump is used for. What I want to know is why I was targeted for the ad.

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if you do things to disrupt ad networks from personalising their ads for you then its pretty obvious that they will not know what you are and thus you will get less relevant ads.

you may consider the fact that this proves your browsing correctly or you may realise that it is possibly a feint and that they may know what you are anyway. i advise you to take the latter.

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You probably have a history of buying non traditional masturbatory aids.

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Only G_d can judge me https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs.ecrater.com%2Fstores%2F105626%2F553f97ec372cf_105626b.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

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It's comments like these I wish I could upvote more than once.

Oh! And it's not true......

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What are you, stupid or something? Everyone knows that when men get older they start to lactate uncontrollably. It's a genetic, tribal trait dating back to the days when we lived in caves. In modern times, it takes the form of kids saying, "hey, dad...can I borrow the car?" or "hey Uncle Milk, can you spare a few bucks?". It's how we've survived for generations, hence the targeted ads.

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That probably explains why my nipples are itchy.

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I'm old and male.......

Then you are very unlikely to want or need one.

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For nursing mothers to pump milk out of their breasts into bottles for their newborn.

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Have you clicked on any articles about transexuals recently?

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Not that I know of..

Oh wait.. I've been reading a lot of articles here lately.

Do you think it might have something to do with all the faggots on Poal?

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Maybe so, lol. Algorithms are weird. After the first time I researched the holohoax numbers, my email and targeted ads were swamped with pro-israel propaganda.

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Try it and report back. I pay top dollar for manmilk. If you have a pool testing kit I'd like to know your pH, alkalinity, and calcium levels. If not a small service charge will be deducted from your payment for sample. You'll have to cover express shipping fee unfortunately, but it'll be rebated if specimen is prime manmilk

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wtf bro?

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I was actually sober. I blame the sleep aid

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A few days after a Ambien night, I had a 55-gallon drum of 'personal lubricant', and 16 Bavarian cuckoo clocks delivered to my house. At first I was upset, but I have since made very good use of it all.