Don't lie to federal agents. Just tell them you don't talk to strangers. Tell them they are trespassing and to get off your property.
They aren't federal agents. They are a bunch of college kids and bums getting paid $10 an hour to gather info for the government. Give them bad info.
Legally, they are federal agents. They are recruiting Census workers to do this work. All the info you provide is directly tied to you. Providing false info is a criminal act. They threaten fines, but they know the 4th amendment will prevail if pressed. Don't lie, say nothing.
Keep the curtains wide open and just stand there in the window but do not answer the door. Hard stare. No gestures, no motions, just no response except perhaps a mischievous smile. Waste their time at your door. Enjoy the moment.
>Providing false info is a criminal act
That only applies to criminal investigations.
Or if you live in an actual house. turn on the sprinklers.
Government workers then?
Shut up federal agent, be less than an absolute joke of failure and incompetence, then you can make demands. No respect for those with no self respect.
Who is the fed here? You are encouraging people to commit a and entrap themselves in prosecution when there is no need. You don't have to answer any questions. Follow the advise of the
You obviously, learn to control your emotions, you'll glow less.
It's not a process crime to treat feds like imbeciles its just being in tune with reality.
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