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[–] • 7 pts

They are out data collecting. They will no doubt ask all kinds of questions. I'm going to put at my door step.

[–] • 16 pts

>They're going to aska whole bunch of questions

So give them a whole bunch of fake answers. Be the sand in the gears.

[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

I disagree. It's like voting, by the act of simply participating you're giving them legitimacy. Expect more knocks the more people passively accept this behavior.

[–] • 4 pts (edited )

In the end, they probably have boxes to check, such as:

1) Is vaccinated

2) Isn't vaccinated

3) Isn't vaccinated but is in the process of being vaccinated

4) Isn't vaccinated and doesn't want to be vaccinated

5) N/A, as in, not available, not here, can't tell either way

5, is the shitty case for them, they don't know

[–] • 1 pt

Tell them you were made immune to all disease by radiation poisoning from the sun.

But you don't even have tan lines. I glow now went beyond tanning, I'm now radioactive. Soon you will develop skin cancer in my presence.

[–] • 0 pt

Hey have you sent me your dick pics yet? Send them bitch

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

or this would make them think before starting shit. https://imgur.com/R0rnwVg

btw to anyone where the fuck it the upload image on the right of the page, looked but ended up using imgur instead.

[–] • 1 pt

That lil door on the very top left.

[–] • 1 pt

Yea but if you put that on your door then they might turn around before you knew they were there and you won’t have time to hide your shit

[–] • 5 pts

"I don't recall"

[–] • 4 pts

I don't think these folks will have the same protections as say a census worker. Where I live, all solicitors are required to obtain a permit from townhall. When there's a knock on the door and I recognize them as a solicitor, before they finish their first sentence I ask them if I can see their solictor permit from the townhall. They never have one of course, and when they start making excuses I tell them they should get one or be careful because they might get the police called on them while walking around the neighborhood. Then I close the door.

[–] • 3 pts

Don't lie to federal agents. Just tell them you don't talk to strangers. Tell them they are trespassing and to get off your property.

[–] • 3 pts

They aren't federal agents. They are a bunch of college kids and bums getting paid $10 an hour to gather info for the government. Give them bad info.

[–] • 3 pts

Legally, they are federal agents. They are recruiting Census workers to do this work. All the info you provide is directly tied to you. Providing false info is a criminal act. They threaten fines, but they know the 4th amendment will prevail if pressed. Don't lie, say nothing.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Keep the curtains wide open and just stand there in the window but do not answer the door. Hard stare. No gestures, no motions, just no response except perhaps a mischievous smile. Waste their time at your door. Enjoy the moment.

[–] • 0 pt

>Providing false info is a criminal act

That only applies to criminal investigations.

[–] • 1 pt

Or if you live in an actual house. turn on the sprinklers.

[–] • 0 pt

Shut up federal agent, be less than an absolute joke of failure and incompetence, then you can make demands. No respect for those with no self respect.

[–] • 1 pt

Who is the fed here? You are encouraging people to commit a and entrap themselves in prosecution when there is no need. You don't have to answer any questions. Follow the advise of the

[–] • 0 pt

You obviously, learn to control your emotions, you'll glow less.

[–] • 0 pt

It's not a process crime to treat feds like imbeciles its just being in tune with reality.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Get a peephole, and if you see them, don't open the door. How long can they wait? 10 minutes? 15 minutes? 30 minutes? An hour? Two hours? A whole day?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

From a bullhorn:

We have you surrounded, 19841989! We know you haven't been jabbed! There is no escape, we've removed them from all of your keyboards! You're getting your death shot, I mean totally fine OK and 100% safe and effective vaccine, today!

[–] • 2 pts

Grey man approach. I like it

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Pussy

[–] • 5 pts

You'd rather help the government make a list of the noncompliant?

[–] • 0 pt

This is what's lost on some people and why many others said they will now ignore the plandemic patrols or lie to them. Vs their previous plans of how they planned to tell them to fuck off.

[–] • 1 pt

"I've gotten two jabs. Is there a third I can get? Oh God the coof has me scared shitless!"

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Do what makes most people in this world cringe. Ask them instead and go rogue "Can I talk to you about Jesus Christ?". That is like kryptonite to government workers.

Or start talking about your sex life and be graphic, the word will get out not to go to that house again.

[–] • 2 pts

This. Go full bornagain on them and try to get them to convert.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Just not going to interact with them at all. Will not come to the door. If they catch me outside with "Are you auto_turret?", no, I'm rusty shackleford and I ain't got ID.

[–] • 1 pt

I won't lie but I also won't answer the door. It's no one's business but mine and whatever medical professional I choose to know my medical data. I wish I could delete old medical records from some ex doctors of mine. I just don't trust them.

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