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August 12th everyone! Very excited.

Edit: oh wow front page. Happy Fathers day everyone, I definitely have a newfound respect for all the amazing dad's out there. I look forward to raising some sane children who are privy to the globohomo agenda and know how to fight the good fight.

August 12th everyone! Very excited. Edit: oh wow front page. Happy Fathers day everyone, I definitely have a newfound respect for all the amazing dad's out there. I look forward to raising some sane children who are privy to the globohomo agenda and know how to fight the good fight.

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You are a father now no need to wait until the baby is born. Happy father's day.

[–] • 9 pts

This is the truth.

Life begins at conception.

Happy Father's Day!

[–] • 2 pts

Can we be a little more scientific and tell that process of life began unimaginably long ago and it is continuous process that includes day to day adaptation and evolution. And all these magnificence has started when great Cthulhu felt asleep.

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Speak not the Dark One's name, lest you rouse him from his slumber. 😳

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His baby didn’t get him anything for Father’s Day? What an asshole.

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the womb store was closed due to coronaronadingdong.

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Wrong, that little child is working hard on making the moms tits bigger and more sensitive.

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What if the kid comes out black

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I doubt he married or dated a coal burner if he posts here.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts (edited )

I had to tell my wife to keep it down two days ago because she saw a box of cereal in the grocery store with LeBron James and said "why is that stupid nigger on this cereal box?"

[–] [deleted] • 9 pts

Congrats! Get all the sleep you can now. ;)

[–] • 4 pts

Sleep is right. Say goodbye to that.

[–] • 2 pts

It's worth it.

[–] • 6 pts

Earlier I had a butt baby, I named it 'Anticlutch II'

[–] • 2 pts

I'm genuinely sorry, buddy. It's a rough path that nobody should have to deal with. Most people don't understand how hard it is to raise a retard.

Maybe @anticlutch will grow up to be a Walmart greeter someday.

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Congrats! My wife and I are finally trying for a little one. She a little more than me, I don’t think handstands afterwards are quite necessary, but it makes her happy...

[–] • 4 pts

Congrats and welcome to the club!

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Congrats!

Buy diapers now. You’ll need more than you think. Same goes for baby clothes. No telling how fucked things are going to get in the next year.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Thanks, were definitely preppers and we got mountains of cloth diapers. All the prepping I do is geared towards getting away from consumables etc

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

I thought about cloth diapers but didn’t want to deal with the toilet hose. But in general I agree that getting away from consumables is a good idea. If SHTF, I’d switch to cloth.

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A mountain of diapers will last you a day.

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And you'll be out of buttwipes.

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That's great, we love it. The wife and I are watching now. Months ago we already stocked up on all the equipment necessary for years to come (training pottys, car seats, high chairs, etc.) most of it we managed to score for free in good condition. I believe that if you stock up on everything months or years ahead of time you place yourself in a position where you can afford to keep an eye out for the best deals, that's how we got our car too (2006 Chevy Equinox SUV in good condition, 120k miles for $3,000, especially impressive at a time when used car prices are skyrocketing everywhere).

My wife says she already knows about this stuff, EC or whatever. I have no idea about all of this. I've trusted her with all the mommy stuff, I've helped her become a good researcher and everything just like me. I want our family to have great instincts and be well informed etc. I take a lot of pride in that.

We plan on home schooling and I'm very confident our child will be so well educated with my guidance he'll look at standardized testing and laugh at it.

[–] • 2 pts

My kids grew out of the small sizes fast then skipped some.

Be careful not to get 10k newborn ones.

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Very true. Stocking a few large boxes of 1-4 is a good idea, but don’t go crazy.

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How to say you're White without saying you're White.

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Congrats! and Happy Father's Day!

[–] • 3 pts

I'm thinking about making number four tonight.

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